violent delights

I know, right? It’s just Dina. Chill, man.

Caleb. No contest.

Maybe that would help them release their frustrations, considering Cipriano is too busy pining for Dina.

FOR THE WEEK OF 21.02.16 — 28.02.16.

001. MAJOR PLOT POINTS

HAMLET got completely drunk and crashed his car, injuring DINA and possibly killing her. He also, as a result, developed amnesia and now has no recollection of who everyone is or who he is.

ROMEO also got completely drunk and ended up telling numerous people about his and JULIET’s secret relationship; this led to a tabloid publishing a story entitled ‘Montague Heir Declares Love for Capulet’. As a result, the story has continued to spread throughout the city, and their cover is basically completely blown.

002. WORD ON THE STREET

This is such an evil question. I want to marry you.

FALL APART:

Romeo/Juliet

Gertrude/Claudius

Iago/Emilia

HOOK UP:

Patrick/Emilia

Benedick/Marcella

Iago/Juliet

You’re welcome.

Well, he’s corrupting our little sourpuss Henry as of now, although it doesn’t count if your fuckbuddy is too ashamed to be seen with you in public. I think he’ll go for anything that has a pulse. He has even lower standards than Patrick.

They’re literally the most basic potential pairing in Verona. Like, even Romeo and Juliet are less boring than them. But you do you.

Someone needs to just let them do what they need to do, and be done with it. Their weird codependency just gets stranger and stranger. Maybe Hamlet should start calling Patrick ‘daddy’, considering he seems to have a crush on him too. Watch out, Casanova.

Hester, Caleb, Sebastian, and Viola. They all have the potential to be my faves.

Dickcella sounds like a disease, surely we can come up with a better portmanteau than that, fam? But personally I would love to see that, purely because it would come full circle and I want to see if Benedick can make Marcella smile in a way that doesn’t make it look as if she’s about to malfunction.

I need a blog from her or something, she is amazing. Come through, awkward American queen!

There are so many to choose from, I’m just spoiled for choice. Right now, I’ll go for Richard, for leading on poor Anne. Hamlet’s too busy sucking the Kardashian’s collective asses and Iago’s been strangely quiet, while Romeo blabs his secrets around Verona like the idiot he is, so Richard is quite clearly in the lead.

I honestly love how specific this is. Destroy him, Cleo.

That sounds like a sitcom or something, and I need it in my life. Can you imagine the daily bitchfits our resident drama queen Henry would throw, having to live with the reincarnation of Judy Garland and the most ridiculous person alive aka Richard?

Lmao there is no answer to this….I gtg

I mean, they do say people tend to go for others who look like them, so…