#!recap

FOR THE WEEK OF 21.02.16 — 28.02.16.

001. MAJOR PLOT POINTS

HAMLET got completely drunk and crashed his car, injuring DINA and possibly killing her. He also, as a result, developed amnesia and now has no recollection of who everyone is or who he is.

ROMEO also got completely drunk and ended up telling numerous people about his and JULIET’s secret relationship; this led to a tabloid publishing a story entitled ‘Montague Heir Declares Love for Capulet’. As a result, the story has continued to spread throughout the city, and their cover is basically completely blown.

002. WORD ON THE STREET

Beatrice and Hal slept together.

Hal was then shot trying to find Juliet, who got kidnapped.

Everyone thought Iago kidnapped Juliet but he actually didn’t.

Anyway, Hal ended up telling Benedick (who’s been in love with Beatrice since he was 15 or something #loser #shedon’tloveyou) that he slept with Beatrice and Benedick fliPPED

Patrick is now consoling him like the good boyfriend he is

Hal also told Marcella and she’s fucking mad af yass draG HIM

Patrick managed to friendzone himself & Dina #score

Juliet was eventually found but nobody really cares when there’s real tea here lbr

Beatrice is still a mess

Patrick is still a sleeze

??? Richard is weird af but I like it

Gertrude showed some music company people Patrick’s mixtape CD and they liked him, so we got a future rock star in our midsts (aka get ready for me reblogging a shitton of Death Cab for Cutie)

Emilia is the true MVP of Verona

?????? 

Benedick and Beatrice are going through some shit, I don’t know.

Beatrice kissed Hal aka Benedick’s bro.

Shylock is still pissing everyone off in Verona.

Emilia and Patrick accidentally kissed, which will piss off Iago who is married to Emilia and hates Patrick’s guts. They’re now flirting which will cause the little cherub to throw a temper tantrum

Hal got shot while on a search party for Juliet with Benedick.

Benedick is super mad about it because he thinks Hal did it to prove he’s smarter than Dick or something??? I don’t know fam

Beatrice is a wreck rn

Marcella the Human Robot™ is dragging Beatrice for crying over her fiance even though she has shown no emotion over the shooting

White Girl Juliet is still missing, everyone cries

Richard is getting interrogated by Shylock and is totally trying to come on to him

He also seems to be trying to get close to Allegra

And he also hooked up with Henry???? omf

#Player

Everyone is in Venice celebrating Valentine’s Day.

Juliet has been kidnapped, and Officer Shylock Salvatore has been brought in to solve the case and find her.

Everyone is dragging whoever they can as the kidnapper.

Aka everyone is pointing the finger at the Montagues Benvolio.

Dimitri will be defending the Montacrew because that’s going to go well, right?

Iago continues to be a little shit more like tell_me_something_i_don’t_know_selena_gomez.mp3

Ben and Hamlet are talking again???? About necrophilia????

The truth got out about Claudius possibly having Hamlet’s dad killed, incriminating Gertrude, Claudius & the demon child aka H-Bomb

Patrick steps in to protect his sugar mama

Dina tried to become Konstantin’s sugar baby but failed, so now she’s in this weird friendship thing? idk?

Also maRCELLA AND HAL ARE OFFICIALLY ENGAGED CONGRATS FAM

Hal is totally in love with her but Marcella is like a weird robot that doesn’t have feelings or something ????

Marcella is also trying to get close to Juliet despite hating her guts lmao

Is there something going on with Lysander and Hero? Who knows but I’m excited to find out

IN THE PRESENT:

BETH and MINA are basically going to adopt PATRICK.

IAGO and JULIET had a massive outburst, JULIET flipped her shit @ IAGO and he is now convincing her to ruin her own life #StopTorye2k16

OBERON may or may not kill PATRICK in his sleep.

PATRICK and DINA are totally into each other & are currently in a library discussing Twilight during a power outage.

OCTAVIA aka IAGO’S best friend has returned to Verona and is making my life.

LYSANDER is getting super drunk.

BENEDICK and PATRICK have ended their engagement over hairless bears.

IAGO and LAERTES have ended up handcuffed together in the snow.

Also, IAGO and KAT are totally going to sleep together in the dirty bathroom #Goals.

DELIA still hasn’t found her kitten.

IN THE PAST:

IAGO and OCTAVIA were best friends in their childhood/adolescence, and she may have had a crush on him years ago.

IN THE PRESENT:

LUCA promised HAMLET that she wouldn’t out to him to everyone for his feelings for BENVOLIO.

JULIET and IAGO have gotten into a heated conversation after he overheard a conversation he wasn’t meant to hear.

HERMIA is engaged to DIMITRI but doesn’t love him, and instead went on a date with LYSANDER who DIMITRI hates, and vice versa.

LYSANDER in turn continues sleeping with BEATRICE, and realised that she and BENEDICK used to be a couple.

OLIVIA is trying to persuade CASSIO into buying a dog.

JULIET apologised to BENVOLIO for telling LUCA about the HAMVOLIO situation. 

PATRICK met BETH and gives his approval to MINA.

IAGO also totally tried to get PATRICK fired.

PUCK was hired by OBERON to work at the Smiling Skull alongside KAT. Get ready for all the beers to have weed laced through it.

ROSALINE is still lowkey in love with ALLEGRA.

HENRY is trying to hit on PATRICK.

DELIA lost her kitten.

JESSICA painted OLIVIA some flowers and sent it to her #RelationshipGoals

IN THE PAST:

MINI RECAP: BEATRICE and BENEDICK had a fling years ago, before BEATRICE left for London where she began a short-lived affair with LYSANDER that has reignited now they are both in Verona. BENVOLIO kicked LUCA out of the #MessyMontacrew home for trying to fight his one-time makeout/fight partner HAMLET.

IN THE PRESENT:

PATRICK and VALENTINA are going on a date.

He also totally flirted with DINA and has GERTRUDE as his sugar mama.

KATHERINA and ROSALINE are sleeping together.

LUCA is camping out at LAERTES following the Hamvolio incident.

BENVOLIO is feeling contemplative about his position in the MONTAGUE business.

KATHERINA and IAGO are totally going to fuck.

PUCK is dealing everyone with the goods.

He’s also apparently working at the Smiling Skull with OBERON, too.

BENEDICK revealed to LYSANDER that he and BEATRICE once had a thing, unaware that BEATRICE and LYSANDER are now friends with benefits.

BENEDICK and PATRICK are getting married. It’s official.

PATRICK also took money from his arch nemeis/eye fucking buddy, IAGO. New developments in their relationship.

IAGO heard a conversation JULIET was having, that may or may not reveal her secrets to him.

BETH and MINA fucked. Verona’s new Power Couple.