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BEEEPS

VERBAL BRO

Ayyyy well it’s a good thing you have me around then! :D Cause I sure as fuck don’t need another nap for like forever now, No more broing nights for you, pal.

Aw shit is he still being a prick? URGHH I hoped he’d have his head out of his ass by now.

bebopbeep

[fist pumps] Woo!! Now we can blow up helpless villages together.

[shrugs] Eh, its okay, no idea where he’s off to but it not like he has to stick around me.

verbalprosassing

[checks Beeps lights, then throws one arm around his shoulder and gestures at The Horizon in a dramatic manner]

Beeps, my friend. We don’t need that jackass to have fun. Just you, little old me, some proper nice explosives.. Whaddaya say?

#verbal truly is the life of the party #:'))))#also awwWWW BEEPS thats adorable #bebopbeep

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BEEEPS

VERBAL BRO

verbalprosassing

Ayyyy well it’s a good thing you have me around then! :D Cause I sure as fuck don’t need another nap for like forever now, No more boring nights for you, pal.

Aw shit is he still being a prick? URGHH I hoped he’d have his head out of his ass by now.

#bebopbeep #B)

bebopbeep

BEEEPS

VERBAL BRO

bebopbeep

[grins widely, visor flashing excitedly, hugs back happily]

Dude you have to stop hibernating bro [laughing] Missed you dude!!!

verbalprosassing

I KNOW trust me man, wasn’t really part of the plan and all that- even got some explosives ready to go and there I was, just figured I’d chill for a bit and suddenly it’s months later? What the fuuuck.

[big grin] Missed you too. What’ve you been up to?

#sobs thanks for putting up with him #bebopbeep

h00f

someone get this guy a band-aid

#blood /#AYYYYYYY

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BEEEPS

VERBAL BRO

verbalprosassing

BEEPS MY PAL, MY MAN

[grabs him in a bear hug, sorry]

How’ve you been! I totally hibernated for a fucking year man, totally lost to the world and all that. But it’s still turning, who’d’ve figured!

:D

#i am #so so sorry #he woke up #out of nowhere #and saw beeps and went RIGHT FOR IT #bebopbeep

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#B)#what the fuck did i tag everything as #??????

Roses are red, Rythian is purple, We haven't talked in a while, Here are some bombs ♡

More like hell yessssss.

-zombie mwahs and finger guns-

#i never saw this #WOOPS #verbal sasses back #chilimafia

*a note and box appear* "Hi Zombie-friend! Happy Eggnooglemas! I love you! :D" *in the box is a hug coupon, a few pieces of sparkly star candy, and a long warm scarf with "family" stitched on* **^-^**

Eggnooglemas? I am so fucking down for even more holidays. Shiiiit.

[opens the box with curiosity, shoving all pieces of candy in his mouth in one go and munching down on them as he wraps himself in the scarf]

Hell fuckin’ yes. This is brilliant. I kiiinda forgot about the whole holiday thing for ya know. Reasons.

Reasons being a marathon of all Star Wars movies because come on.

But thanks pal! :D

#TUMBLR DIDNT TELL ME I GOT THIS ONE #TUMBLR WHY #oh my gosh sorry soot #thank yoooou #verbal sasses back #eat your greys

☆ Put this star into the inbox of your favorite blogs. It’s time to spread positivity ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ ((Stars for zombie-friend! <3))

(AAAAAH someone thought of Verbal :D Thank you Soot!)

#out of brains #god bless #sootspritepoof

astiffscalpel

🐍 Is this still a thing? I wanna be a snake B)

You, my undead friend, are a copperhead.

This is a medium-sized snake that is often found near human settlements. The unfortunate thing about their behaviour is that, instead of retreating when threatened like most snakes, the copperhead will freeze in attack position. This makes it much more likely to come into contact with a scared human and to bite, although its venom is not strong enough to kill. In fact, a protein in its venom has been shown to halt cancer cell growth and migration in mice! How curious.

But the real reason I’ve picked this species for you is that there is video evidence that, when decapitated, this snake can still bite and badly injure a man for at least an hour afterward. Effectively, it can be a zombie snake. I thought you might appreciate that.

#snakes /#verbal rebagels #DUDE #DUUUUDE #ZOMBIE SNAKE #HELL YES

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Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

#check! -salutes-#verbal rebagels

netflix and KILL

#hell yes #verbal rebagels

astiffscalpel

Hi, I was hoping on becoming a cannibal, but I don't know how to start! Can you help please?

Find human meat. This may require murder.

Cook as a regular piece of animal meat.

If you enjoy the flavour, try again sometime. Don’t be afraid to experiment!

astiffscalpel

Craigslist? Who is this ‘Craig’, and why does he have such a list?

Typically I like a bit of fight in my meals, but I suppose it couldn’t hurt to try someday…as long as there aren’t enough idiots giving away body parts to make me grow lazy.

Although I suppose if we’re having a movie night sometime and looking for snacks, that would be a fun activity.

verbalprosassing

Hector. Pal. It’s a website. Though I think it mighta been someone called Craig who first thought of it? Y’know, it’s people offering services, goods, any sort of shit you can think of, they got it. According to some people you’re not allowed to sell your very delicious third arm there so the ads gets removed sometimes, but hey. If ya know where to look, you can but anything online.

Anything. /winks

An’ yeah, I get that. Hunting’s part of the fun, sometimes. But other times you just gotta relax on your couch and enjoy the fact that these are modern times and you can enjoy your Tarantino marathon without having to go outside to get yourself some grub, y’know!

#laughs #what even is this conversation #cannibalism /#verbal sasses #sugar tits

astiffscalpel

Hi, I was hoping on becoming a cannibal, but I don't know how to start! Can you help please?

Find human meat. This may require murder.

Cook as a regular piece of animal meat.

If you enjoy the flavour, try again sometime. Don’t be afraid to experiment!

astiffscalpel

Is that right? Well then, that’s an excellent place to start for a beginner cannibal!

Have you ever run across someone so…generous, yourself?

verbalprosassing

Nope! Sad to say I haven’t but I do have, y’know, the internet. You should try Craigslist some day if you’re bored. Definite breeding ground for the biggest idiots still alive.

It’s kinda like.. Like Meals On Wheels! For fine upstanding citizens such as ourselves. B)

#verbal no #sugar tits #verbal sasses #cannibalism

astiffscalpel

Hi, I was hoping on becoming a cannibal, but I don't know how to start! Can you help please?

Find human meat. This may require murder.

Cook as a regular piece of animal meat.

If you enjoy the flavour, try again sometime. Don’t be afraid to experiment!

verbalprosassing

Y’know there’s apparently morons who willingly give up some bodypart just for the kick of it? Pretty sure there’s people cutting off their own dicks to feed ‘em to curious folk.

-grins and finger guns-

The more you know.

#this woke verbal up #im so so sorry #nsfw /#cannibalism /

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