Feral.

So I found this little guy wandering around my apartment building. Anybody recognize ‘im?

It sure as hell isn't my dog. Too skinny. Plus, you know, a different breed, so.

I try not to drink too much… apparently I have zero inhibitions. I’ll order some nachos though, and we can share. 

That's an awfully rough lifestyle, but then again, I guess I have too many.

I know, I know. I’m a pretty boring individual, if you ask me. They do, that’s the best part of it all. Though tomorrow’s camp is 14-16 year old girls. I don’t like high school girls. They always try to hit on me and the rest of the instructors who are below the age of 30.

I would hope you don't like high school girls. I'd be indefinitely worried. 

Well, I’m about to un-complicate it by putting my foot up their ass.

That should definitely work nicely. 

Hmm… tempting, to be fair. Can you make one with as little alcohol as possible? I have a soccer camp to instruct tomorrow.

Boring, but fair enough. Although I do concoct one hell of a hangover cure. 

Why do people come to restaurants if they can’t eat half of what’s on the menu? They don’t seem to realize how inconvenient it is to the people cooking their food to have to cook to extremely specific needs.

Because people like complicated things. Or complicating them. Guess it depends on the person.

Lucky you. At least you have enough time to actually sit and have a drink.

I can make you one, to-go. So you can drink and get things done at the same time. Think of it as a.. motivator.

But what if I’m not cool enough to get wild and then I just end up looking like a lame duck…I don’t wanna be a duck.

I don’t know about wild, I’m still a good girl…Sometimes.

Well, I just wanted to make sure. Spending time with you doesn’t happen very often and I wouldn’t expect it to when you’re working. But who knows maybe I’d show up to support you anyway.

I definitely need the support. It'll be wild tonight. 

I don’t really know all that much about you, I don’t really pay attention to TV things. So you don’t have to worry about me being a stalkerish dude who knows everything about you.

Then I’ll be there soon. I’ll actually get to spend time with you instead of just watching you walk away this time, right?

Of course! I won't abandon you, I promise.