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“Most people think pitbulls are dangerous dogs; but, biologically speaking, most pitbulls are just three Shih Tzu’s wearing a trench coat.”

- Spencer

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“Most people think pitbulls are dangerous dogs; but, biologically speaking, most pitbulls are just three Shih Tzu’s wearing a trench coat.”

- Spencer Acachalla

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“The word ‘motel’ is an amalgam of the words ‘hotel’ and ‘murder.'"

- Jimmy Casket

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Ghost, at the McDonald’s drive thru with P.I.E: Yeah, let me get 4 cheeseburgers, 4 milkshakes-

Ghost, turning around: Spooker, I can tell that’s you. If you don’t stop poking my seat, you’re not getting any fries. Anyway, 4 fries-

Spooker: [pokes him again]

Ghost: Okay, you know what?

Ghost: [looks at Spooker] 3 fries. You didn’t think I’d do it, did you?

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Billy: That’s ridiculous, Maddie doesn’t have a crush on me.

Sally: Yes she does.

Sue: Yes she does.

Maddie: Yes I do.

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Ghost: I am at a loss for words!

Toast: [narrating] Despite being at a loss for words, Johnny yelled at me for the next ten minutes.

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Toast: You know, I always think I know what will come out of your mouth next, but I never do.

Ghost: Yeah, neither do I.

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Maddie Friend: Uh oh, someone’s under the mistletoe!

Raccoon cornered in the garage: [hisses angrily]

#source: twitter #venturiantale #text #maddie friend

Toast: Stealing is a crime and drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it’s like basically doing a good. Trust me, I am a lawyerman.

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Toast: It is of the utmost importance that no one gets clued on, ok?

Ghost: My friend, Discretion is my middle name.

Toast: I thought your middle name was Fuckin’?

#source: the adventure zone #venturiantale #text #pie #ghost #toast #swears

"Sorry I’m late, but I got here as soon as I wanted to."

- Ghost

#source: will and grace #venturiantale #pie #ghost #quote

Ghost: We’ve know each other for a while now and I’ve been thinking that maybe it’s time we take a step forward in our relationship.

Toast: …

Ghost: [gets down on one knee]

Toast: What….?

Ghost: [pulls out sticky note] Here, my WiFi password.

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“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never quite describe the pain.”

- Johnny Ghost

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"Bad news, compadres, this place is haunted as hell."

- Colon

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Maloney: I'll be bad cop, you be good cop.

Starbucks: Got it.

[later]

Maloney: Tell us who did it, or else.

Starbucks: Yeah! Spill the tea sis!

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Sally: [wearing Spencer's glasses] How do I look?

Spencer: I have no idea.

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