Your highnesses! I have an offering for you all...I hope you find it satisfactory!
I hope this is good enough for now...I would have presented something finer, but I heard of your crowning and had to bestow a gift as soon as I could! If this does not please you, I shall present you all with a better offering soon!
"Y-Yeah. Yeah. I'm more.. worried about... Sam though..."
"Aye, dont worry, I'll get em. You still got that rat kid with ya? Good...
But, hey! Take a gander at what i managed to get off the bloody bastards rottin' carcass!"
"Yup..! Dont like it though... Fat boy, you wanna wear it?"
"Oh he...e....eeck! No! God knows what that thing was carryingβI dont even know what Sam was thinking kneeling to the thing... its disgusting. I mean the king... not you Ratthew."
"Wait whats that... Skitterinβ"
"Oh my fucking god a rat just talked to meβ"
"Er...rm.. Highnesses? We aren't royalty. Not that we know of anywayβ"
"Wait! Are those squishy frogs? I haven't seen those since I was a kid!"
"I think they are actually! Now that you mention it! Uh... little rat, there's no need to refer to us so formally but we GRACIOUSLY accept your offering. Uh.. call Me Cree though, no formality. Even if i am part of vermin nobility, I do not wish to be treated so formally!"
"I can't believe this isn't even surprising anymore."
"God, its been so long since ive played with these things."
"You and me both, grease monkey."
"Hey! I know I can get to Sam, but would ya two be so kind to lend me a hand? Hes lost a lot of blood in the span of 20 minutes!"
"N-no I'm fine guys.. thanks, though, Seraph."
"Fuckin' hell. Let's get you back to the apartment, lad. And you two! GET YER THUMBS OUT OF YER ARSES. You can play with yer damn squishy frogs when we are SAFE!"
This ones a bit scuffed due to it being the intro and a question at the same time, but futur3 installments i think will be more like the standard ask blog as youd expect, more 'comic' like. This one just had a lot going on with the first one.
The art style will have its shifts to funny things, like how we do with these two bastards playing with their squishy frogs.
I know it isnt exactly how the crown works but we are taking some creative liberties for the sillies!!! See you guys next week!!! Tewi and Percy will be coming later, Tewi definitley.... but Percy maybe.. really depends on what events you put the fat man through