The voice of many

Harley Quinn & Poison Ivy #6 - “The Fall” (2020)

“I feel a new sense of gratitude, and also I may have gotten into the beginning stages of frostbite.”

“Oh, boy!  A knife?  For me?”

“You’re looking at memes.  I know you’re looking at memes.”

“Have you tried WD-40 on that?”

“I’m sorry.  My emotional distress is inhibiting me.”

“You just gotta be like…  we can’t keep doing this.”

“I do have an abundance of dog shit, and I will put it in your yard.”

“This is why I don’t want you here.”

“I get fully nude once I’m home, fuck that.  It’s how humans are supposed to be.”

“We’re an extremely professional environment.”

“Spin me!  Spin me!  Spin me!”

“The strength was inside you all along.  The roid rage was also inside you all along.”

“B.Y.O.T.-  bring your own taco.”

“Next time you do a B&E, can I come?”

“Nothing can compete with that.  Not even my avocado.  And this is FRESH avocado.”

“We need to act like humans!”

“Who the hell says ‘charred and toasty?’  Cops do.”

“Do you think I’m here for fun?”

“The universe is really serving it to me today.”

“It’s the cops.  They heard we were gonna get charred and toasty.”

“Ooh, it’s greasy.  Is it supposed to be this greasy?”

“I’m bailing, sorry!  Let me out the window!  I don’t care!”

“We’ve got Cadillac dreams on a Chevy budget.”

“Get back here and make me your wife.”

“I’m not listening to a single word you’re saying.”

“Do not forget this.  Do not underestimate the power I hold.”

“This must be what it’s like to have kids”

「NETFLIX’S “THE CIRCLE” EPISODE 3 SENTENCE STARTERS」  

“After parties always happen at 3 am, you’re way too drunk, should already be in bed but you don’t, cause you’re weak and you keep goin’. But it’s always a lot of fun”

“Normally when I give {guys/girls/people} gifts in black boxes, there’s a happy ending added”

“Oh shit. {She’s/he’s/they’re} pretty. Lord.”

“I’m so nervous! It’s almost like a first date”

“Curious as to why you chose me to chat with?”

“Hey, hey. You’re flirting openly”

“Yeah, this {girl/guy/person} is gay boost”

“Try not to miss me too much”

“I’ve never used a kettle before. So do I just fill the top with water?”

“Okay, so it wasn’t the booze. {She’s/He’s/They’re} actually hot”

“It’s a beautiful day to be on a roof in a jacuzzi by yourself”

“I’m sitting on the rooftop, soaking in a Jacuzzi! This is so dope!”

“Homie, it’s beach season! Which means at a certain point once the vodka kicks in, the bathing suits tend to come off”

“I once drank a whole box of wine, ended up butt-ass naked, running through the woods”

“If we partied together, we’d be a dangerous combination. Can you say wingman for life?”

“We compliment each other, we go together. We’re like vodka and ginger ale”

“I woke up feeling fresh as a lettuce”

“{she/he/they} hit you up? That is badass!”

“I’m cooking Brussels sprouts! Could you not wait 20 minutes, you scumbag?”

“{Name}, my {brother/sister/homie}, I would die for you. I got your back no matter what”

“This is gonna get ugly. I love it”

“Don’t worry so much about fitting in. All the cool kids stand out”

“I’ve been kissing ass for 48 hours”

“That’s what you get! O’l crybaby! Oh man, yes!”

“I am utterly shocked to be honest”

“I don’t understand how this is happening”

“Gosh, I’m so freaking out right now”

“Everything I hate in the real world, I just became”

𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔 , 𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚎.

you’re walking out.

i am my mother’s child.

sorry, i was never good like you.

i did my best just to exist for you.

bet you rue the day you kissed a writer in the dark.

i’ll love you till my breathing stops.

i’ll love you till you call the cops on me.

i stumbled on a secret power.

i’ll find away to be without you, babe.

𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 , 𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚎.

s/he don’t wanna know me.

s/he made the big mistake of dancing in my storm.

so i guess i’ll go home.

you’re a little much for me.

they pull back, make other plans.

i understand, i’m a liability.

get you wild, make you leave.

truth is, i am a toy that people enjoy until all the tricks don’t work anymore.

then they are bored of me.

they’re gonna watch me disappear into the sun.

𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚗’ , 𝚑𝚊𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚖𝚜.

so why you creeping around here?

strange, you’re not a threat to me.

i admire dedication.

it always starts as something so simple & innocent.

too much of anything, you never know how to quit.

you hate the taste, but you don’t want to forget it.

just keep sucking on the memory of him.

𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 , 𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎 𝚎𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑.

i had a dream; i got everything i wanted.

not what you think.

if i’m being honest, it might have been a nightmare.

nobody cried. nobody even noticed.

i saw them standing right there.

i kind of thought they might care.

as long as i’m here, no one can hurt you.

don’t wanna lie here, but you can learn to.

if i could change the way you see yourself, you would’t wonder why you’re here.

they don’t deserve you.

i tried to scream, but my head was under water.

they called me weak, like i wasn’t somebody’s daughter/son.

if i knew it all then, would i do it again?

if they knew what they said would go straight to my head, what would they stay instead?

𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚙𝚎𝚗 , 𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚜.

we haven’t talked in quite some time.

i know i haven’t been the best.

it’s all i have & it’s all that i need.

i try my best & all i can to hold onto what’s left in my hand.

i’m just being dramatic.

in fact, i’m only at it again.