“ you can’t beat up everyone we have a problem with! ”
“ don’t worry, i won’t bite. well, at least not in the way you’re afraid of. ”
“ do you think i’m pretty? ”
“ i think you’re beautiful. ”
“ you’re so beautiful, it hurts sometimes. ”
“ because we can’t be together. ”
“ hey, wipe the drool off your face. ”
“ if you weren’t so psychotic, you’d be fun to hang around. ”
“ the greatest and most powerful revolutions often start very quietly, hidden in the shadows. remember that. ”
“ i made one of the hardest decisions of my life. i walked away. ”
“ i’m really not good with impulse control. ”
“ i don’t believe in angels, i believe in what i can do for myself. ”
“ oh, so that’s why you’re up here. for a pity party. ”
“ I have a standing arrangement with god: i agree to believe in him—barely—so long as he let me sleep in on sundays. ”
“ did i mention i hate you? ”
“ you see something you like? ”
“ i find more peace with you. ”
“ love and loyalty runs deeper than blood. ”
“ is that your subtle way of calling me a slut? ”
“ open your eyes. don’t go to sleep on me. not yet. ”
“ it’s worth it. It’s worth giving up the sun. ”
“ it was very brave. stupid, but still brave. ”
“ if you try to turn me against her/him/them one more time the stories are going to be about you bleeding because i’ll have ripped your throat out! ”
“ welcome back. are you still breaking hearts? ”
“ we take what we can get. ”
“ no one is normal, not really. ”
“ what do you mean it wasn’t anything? didn’t the earth move or the planets align or something? ”
“ i saw you/her/him/them because i see everything. easy when no one notices you. ”
“ it’s funny. your reasons for not loving me just… make me love you more. ”
“ how do you say ‘what a dick’ in russian? ”
“ it’s not about you, okay? this time, it’s about me. not you. All my life… all my life, it’s been the same. you’ve come first. i’ve lived my life for you. but you know what? i want to come first. i need to take care of myself for once. i’m tired of looking out for everyone else and having to put aside what i want. ”
“ it’s kind of hard to outlive your past. ”
“ you lied about your feelings for me. ”
“ i’ve never seen anything like you two. always so worried about each other. ”
“ in a fight, you’re lethal. around eachother, you melt. ”
“ some days we’re kooky teenagers and other days i’m risking my neck to protect you from an ancient race of predatory vampires, or whoever else, and that’s life. ”
“ find your pacifier and shut the hell up! ”
“ i’m taking care of you. You don’t need to know anything else. ”
“ one dress isn’t worth your grisly death. ”
“ you know what i like about you? you think just like i do. ”