Vash is going insane, anybody want anything?

Forgot how funny vash and wolfwood are in the manga. Imagine u save this guy in the desert, and he tells u that u have a nice smile and then immediately fucks off to who knows where and ur like. Ok probably never gonna see that guy again. And then 2 years after that when you've gone into retirement u find out that that one random guy has been looking for u the whole damn time and somehow he knows about ur evil brother??? So suddenly ur traveling together and this guy is acting like he's known u forever and casually insulting ur entire lifestyle and ur pretty sure he is maybe actually working for ur evil brother but like. What can u even really do about that. And then he becomes the most important person in ur life and then dies about it

Hi my name is Vash "Spikey" The Stampede Humanoid Typhoon $$66000000000 Man and I have spiked blonde hair (that's how I got my nickame) with black streaks that symbolize my decay and eventual death and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Millions Knives (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here BECAUSE HE'S DANGEROUS!). I'm not related to Rem Saverem but I wish I was because she raised me like her own flesh and blood. I'm a Plant but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a gunman, and I go to a former colony called Home in an old spaceship where I'm considered family and a friend (I'm 152 years old). I'm a punk (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly leather. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a red coat with long drapey bullet-ridden coattails around it and a black leather crop top, black leather pants and black combat boots. I was wearing my prosthetic arm, my gun holster, black gloves and orange tinted shades. I was walking outside the saloon. It was not snowing or raining because this is a desert planet my brother and I doomed humanity to live on, which I was very guilty about. A lot of bounty hunters stared at me. I showed love and peace to them.