“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

what is the lamest thing that ever genuinely scared you like either as a kid or adult. i got scared of those halloween cartoon scooby doo ass eye stickers ppl put on mirrors when i was 9 and screamed so hard i fainted

Yo does Brazil actually exist??

allegedly

@crazy-brazilian ???

it really do be like that sometimes

most of time*

I love this because half of the people are getting amazing, fantasy names and the other half are getting unpronounceable ones. 

For most people, life doesn’t truly begin until they’re 26-30 or older. The way we romanticize and obsess over youth is super harmful. Your life is not over at 21, I promise you. It’s just beginning

i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

IF UT2 is focused on a gender locked Austin x Mandy love story, I hope all the gays, lesbians and the people who can't stand Austin band together and refuse to even diamond mine the book. Let's make it flop.

like... literally no one asked for this they are such a bad couple

the crushing guilt of being unproductive vs the exhaustion of being burned out. fight.