van lamb

Yeah it is a pretty large fucking trip, as you put it. We never planned for this to happen - the vaccination was just supposed to fight the sickness. Which it did but added more than it should have. I realize how crazy this is, sir. I am simply trying to look at the best side of it - with the world ending these mutations might be helpful or useful. I do realize this isn’t normal but then the end of the world was supposed to be just a tale for the news to scare mankind with. 

A town of superheroes at the world's disposal? Maybe I should've expected it, you know. Crazy. Just crazy.

What in the fuck do you want?

Wondering why you threw a shoe at me-- well, at my dog. Was it a shoe? Why are you throwing shoes?

Fucking fuck—- fuck! I hate th— Ugh.

English would be good. You alright?

For those of you who have not been offered this shot, I suppose this is the best time to offer. There have been a surplus of reactions to the shot that will cause mutation but these mutations have proven interesting and possibly helpful for the future. For those of you who have experienced the mutation and would like for it to go away, the doctors and myself are doing everything in our power to come up with an anti vaccination. 

What a fucking trip, man, superpowers in a bottle. I'm thinking I'm going to wait until you come up with that vaccination, Doc, don't want to be the sorry guy who wrecks the joint or makes you realise how damn crazy this is. You do know this isn't normal, right?

One does not get drunk without Hannah Alebetta Windsor! Though, I can see how handing me a paintbrush would lead to world destruction. 

Pretty easily, since you're not even supposed to be in Barkers.

Now, this is what I call encouragement.

FUCK YOU!

Come along princess, you can even stare at my ass while we run.

I hate making New Year’s resolutions because I always forget about them.

I promised myself I wouldn't clog up the toilet again, and already broke that resolution. I wouldn't use the upstairs bathroom if I were you.