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old people should be shot. you’re fucked, my lad. love and freedom don’t coexist. genuinely sad, bordering on very funny. worm with problems. she got the depression. the land that shall receive thee dying, in the same will i die, and there will I be buried. the lord do so and so to me, and add more also, if aught but death part thee and me. palamedes remembers everything: that was his problem. i always remember him. that’s mine. you hating me always meant more to me than anyone else in this hot and stupid universe loving me. at least i’d had your full attention. it was the first time you realized god could not understand you. i pray the tomb is locked forever. i pray the rock is never rolled away. ianthe was overfamiliar and frankly a pervert. you have rendered yourself unloveable mercy. massive slam on protesilaus out of nowhere. but you never could have guessed that he had seen me. life is too short and love is too long. see you on the flipside, sugarlips.

all the things she said all the things she said

friends to lovers never had a bad track. “scared i’ll ruin what we have” SLAPS. “friendship cuddles while secretly dying inside” BANGER. “teasing each other and holding eye contact for a little too long” KILLS ME. and don’t even get me STARTED on “screaming i love you in the middle of a heated argument.”

she griddle on my hark til I am undone without you

Call us Commander of Ctesiphon Wing because We Suffer and We Suffer

harrowhark nonagesimus is the character of all time. she weighs 6 stone soaking wet. she doesn’t sleep. she’s 200 dead babies. she puppets her dead mum and dad. she’s a nun. she’s in love with a frozen corpse. she gets a headache when people talk about sex. she wants to die. her bodyguard is in love with her. her weird colleague is in love with her. she gave herself a lobotomy. she’s being piloted by the soul of the planet earth. she loves bones. she wants to live. she makes soup. she watched god have a threesome. she looks like a ferret. this is all canon

Sometime The Locked Tomb is trending and you have to figure out if Alecto has finally been announced or if it's just a collective fit of creativity and lesbian yearning for Gideon, Harrow and Camilla

hornet is truly the girl of all time. she's the spawn of a divine worm and a spider and she looks like a gangly stick figure. all of her siblings are lovecraftian abominations and she's the only one among them who has a gender. she inherited her divine father's autistic love for crafting. she is an excellent orator but can't phrase how she likes being kind to people normally. she has an inordinate love for fluffy creatures. she was named by bees. she's old as balls but would not be let into the club. she's gnc as fuck. she has three moms and they're not even gay.

Half of her life was spent killing her own siblings. She mary poppins her way around with a fluffy red dress. All but one of her siblings are stillborn zombie fetuses and she's still the youngest

she pal on my amedes till i sextus