moon in aries

- i’m irritated as fuck i’m irritated as fuck i’m irritated as fuck i’m irritated as fuck i’m irritated as fuck i’m irritated as fuck i’m

- i need to rant to someone rn or i’m gonna lose it

- road rage lmao

- wow that was a great workout

- impulse buying <3 and no i’m not thinking about the buyer’s remorse i’m gonna feel after buying myself this thing i don’t need <3

- time management?? idk who that is but they seem nice

- TRY ME i DARE u

moon in taurus

- i’m gonna ___ because i deserve it

- hey guys welcome back to my channel today i’m gonna show u guys my skincare routine <3

- might fuck around and eat three meals today 

- *takes a picture of the sunset*

- why am i on petfinder

- i deserve this nap

moon in gemini

- hiiiiiiii!!! <3

- *switches to bumble bff*

- omg!!! stickers!!!! 

- maybe i can be happy?

- maybe i should go back to therapy?

- idk

- i’m gonna talk to strangers

moon in cancer

- why do i feel the urge to cry??

- i need to cry

- where’s my journal this is tew much luv xx

- wow i’m so emotionally intelligent i’m such an empath

- i wish i had a cat

- i need to go back to therapy lmao

- the moon is so beautiful i love her

moon in leo 

- ONLY BAD BITCHES CAN RELATE TO REAL BAD BITCH SHIT!!!

- what if i vogued right here in front of the self-checkout cameras

- WHY DOESNT ANYONE LOVE ME

- i’m gonna wear this colorful top today

- *switches to bumble dating specifically for attention*

- i’m so hot and powerful

- wow i actually had a good hair day today

moon in virgo

- hmm maybe i’m not as hot and powerful as i thought 

- OVERTHINKING

- wow i should really clean my room

- i had such a great day at work!!

- people watching is so fun

- i’m only mean to u because i love u

- omfg why did i buy that??

moon in libra

- good morning bestie <3 

- how long have i been staring at myself in the mirror for lol

- hey guys welcome back to my channel today i’m gonna be showing you guys my everyday makeup routine <3

- i’m so pretty it’s no wonder everyone is in love with me

- so...there’s this person <3

- nvm

- i’m gonna buy this thing...but in pink <3

- *notices someone talking shit about someone i love* aht AHT!! NOT ON MY WATCH!!

moon in scorpio

- i’m gonna listen to my emo phase playlist

- i wanna cry i wanna scream i wanna curse someone out 

- where is MY JOURNAL

- i like to be fucked like a slut <3 come here zaddy lemme eat it up <3

- wow what a great workout

- (intensity intensifies)

moon in sagittarius

- there is not a man alive who can tell me what to do

- whoa maybe i should tone down on the sarcasm 

- this! bitch!

- hmm i should really do this thing, but i’m gonna go down another youtube rabbit hole instead <3

- be a slut do whatever u want

- might fuck around and try a new hobby

- you!! are going to LISTEN TO ME when I TALK!!! BITCH!!!

moon in capricorn

- money is the anthem of success <3

- nothing matters

- except my bag....and maybe like 2 people

- wow my comedic timing today >>>

- jesus christ why did i buy that

- romance is dead i hate my generation’s dating scene

- again, maybe i should tone down on the sarcasm

moon in aquarius

- i can’t feel anything and it’s great!!

- i’m gonna make a new playlist today

- “he-” dump him.

- alone time <3

- god i’m so lonely

- i just had the most amazing idea i need to write it down somewhere

- god i’m so smart and creative no wonder everyone is in love with me

moon in pisces

- i’m so tired pls

- i just had the craziest dream i wonder what it means

- oh look! there are those emotions i’ve been bottling up! and they’re back! with a vengeance! haha

- if i don’t take a nap i will d-word

- WHERE TF IS MY JOURNAL

- the tarot card reader on youtube said we should kiss <3

- what a day!! i did absolutely nothing except create scenarios that are never going to happen!! <3

***based on personal experience

***ALSO a couple of these are nsfw-ish so read at ur own discretion!!

🐚 gemini and leo placements (specifically venus) may be drawn to the y2k aesthetic

🐚 virgo moons were likely raised on tough love and/or have parents that were strict or overtly critical. this might attribute as to why these moon signs are so hard on themselves :(((

🐚 mars 1H people likely have naturally muscular/fit/lean bodies, even if they don’t routinely exercise. they really are hot asf and for what?? 🤨

🐚 earth moons or fire/air mercuries are funny placements in my eyes, meaning these people are likely to make you laugh without trying. bonus points if they have both of these placements ;)

🐚 a lot of virgo placements are likely to be drawn to the cottagecore aesthetic

🐚 when pisces placements are at their worst they can be especially draining to be around. idk what it is but they feel emotions so intensely they wanna make sure you feel it too energetically without realizing it ig 💀

🐚 aquarius mercuries in an academic setting are the pinnacle of chaotic academia lol. they are likely a little disorganized, don’t pay attention in class 85% of the time and don’t study consistently but somehow manage to get good grades regardless of their methods.

🐚 that whole thing with virgos being represented by the virgin is so contradictory in my eyes lmao every virgo that i’ve met has such a high sex drive PLS

🐚 you will know when someone has a leo sun. you don’t even have to ask lmfao like they’ll probably just tell you unprovoked (i love y’all tho)

🐚 if ur a fixed sign/have fixed placements and ur family also consists of other fixed signs/placements well...good luck charlie.

🐚 sun in 11H people are likely to be very popular, whether it’s online or in their communities. people are just naturally drawn to these individuals and want to be their friend! this placement can also indicate a lot of instagram/social media followers without really trying.

🐚 people with jupiter 6H are fast healers (in a physical sense).

🐚 taurus 8H individuals probably enjoy being choked. 👁

🐚 every leo rising that i’ve met has such incredible hair. it’s usually long and thick too. it also just naturally looks good all the time without spending too much time with it.

🐚 libra risings have such cute smiles :)

🐚 aquarius moons are sluts for conspiracy theories.

🐚 i noticed gemini mercuries use a lot of emojis when they text, even if it’s in an ironic sense.

🐚 aquarius placements are always on their phone/always have their phone near them!! so if you think they’re ignoring you they probably are.💀

🐚 folks in the astrology community always talk about how weird aquariuses are but have you met a gemini???? they’re the real weirdos in my opinion lmfao BYE

🐚 scorpio and taurus mars individuals are likely silent/calm when they are angry (and at this point you better run for ur damn life lmfao).