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When the plot has four dumbass siblings who mess with each other

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𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬
𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤!𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧!𝐎𝐫𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐱 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐱 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧!𝐌𝐚𝐞𝐤𝐚𝐫 𝐓𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐞𝐧
𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮.
𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 𝟓𝟒𝟖𝟎
𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬. 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐞. 𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐬 (𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐨…). 𝐑𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲, 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐬, 𝐞𝐭𝐜. 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐧-𝐜𝐨𝐧/𝐝𝐮𝐛-𝐜𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝. 𝐊𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝟏𝟖+ 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘
𝐀/𝐍: 𝐈 𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐎𝐫𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞. 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰! 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝.
Ormund Hightower x wife!reader ig au
yourusername I am so heartened and deeply moved by the love I have received in such short time as the lady of Oldtown! My gratitude for all the wedding blessings cannot be contained in words…both me and my lord husband shall be in a heavy debt to return your well wishes.
ser.gwayne Oldtown suits you princess!!!
lord_ormund_hightower It’s Lady Hightower to you
ser.gwayne Okay Lady Hightower
lord_ormund_hightower Cunt
ser.gwayne Whatever u say
lord_hand.otto nice & ignore
alicent_queen May the seven bless your marriage!🙏 Beautiful Lady Hightower 😍
yourusername Thank you your grace :)
just.daeron was visited by my lady this morning at the training yard. She is so v fun to be around :)))))
yourusername what a sweet boy!!!
queen.alicent Good morning 🌞
lord_hand.otto Ok
lord_ormund_hightower I was there too?
just.daeron turned off comments
ser.gwayne another game day…yay 😊😊😊 tagged lord_ormund_hightower
lord_ormund_hightower 1-0!!! Loser!!!
just.daeron smile and wave
j0nR0xton Must have been eventful
lord_hand.otto nice
yourusername I would like to be in on this too :(
lord_ormund_hightower anytime that suits you my love?
lord_ormund_hightower I am stunned and I hope it is not taken in with an offence, my lady wife is as clever as she is beautiful and those aspects will never fail to mesmerise me. Ever so glad to witness just how much time the seven took to create such an impossibly magnificent lady 💚
yourusername 2-0!!!! Both were a tough win for me but oh well…🥳
just.daeron HE PLAYED EVEN AFTER LOSING ONCE????
ser.gwayne WHAT
ser.gwayne ALL THIS WITH A LEVEL HEADED REACTION????
j0nR0xton TWO losses?? Have to prepare the castle for impact
lord_ormund_hightower I suppose I win all the same for the victory smile I get to witness
lord.hand_otto wife lad activities
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might do more if u guys like this? Love u
county lines
part three of nothing good grows here
pairing: shitty baby daddy!aerion targaryen x fem!reader
summary: … the county fair is full of games nobody can really win ⟢
wc: 2.4k
content warning: 18+ mdni | fluff!! | angst | aerion is pining again | mentions of alcohol/smoking | valarr<3 <3 <3
masterlist ────୨ৎ──── taglist
By the time the fair opened its gates the following weekend, the late summer heat had settled over the Crownlands like a heavy blanket. The air was thick and humid, and the sun was beating down on the dusty parking lot where cars and trucks gathered in clusters. Colorful banners fluttered lazily in the light breeze, and the smell of fried food and popcorn wafted through the air, drawing people toward the entrance.
Aerion pulled his truck into a spot near the back. The engine had been making a strange noise all week, but he'd managed to ignore it—prioritizing the new battery he'd installed in your car instead. Now, as he cut the engine, he hoped it would start again when they were ready to leave.
Maegor was already bouncing in his seat; he had his face pressed against the window as he took in the bright lights and spinning rides visible beyond the fence. Aerion couldn't help but smile at his son's excitement, even as he felt his own nerves begin to surface.
You were meeting them here. Maybe. He’d suggested picking you up, but you’d insisted that if you decided to come, you’d drive separately, which he understood even if it stung. Three years of living somewhat separate lives had created boundaries that weren't easy to cross anymore, even for something as innocent as a family trip to the fair.
"C'mon, bug," Aerion said, unbuckling his seatbelt. "Let's go in. And what do you say if your mama shows up?"

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fandom feminism: how can i be a misogynist??? i literally made the female character a supportive woke ally queen in chapter 41 paragraph 17 of my yaoi??????
The other female character (who happens to be the Canon love interest of one of the yaoi guys) is a jealous controlling B who is trying to tear the main pair apart
There's no other female characters
& rhaenyra targaryen, you ARE the father
#let's try to impress papa
Eyes (updated +Valko)
5 seconds of freedom... Bruce Wayne x Daughter!Reader, Batfam x Batsis!Reader
in which your poor attempt at sneaking out to go visit your arachnid bf peter doesn't go unnoticed by your dad
It's 11:37PM and you're sneaking out on a Friday night
Being told you can't patrol is one thing. Being told you can't leave the Manor at all? Unacceptable. Unfortunately, sneaking out of Wayne Manor while your father is Batman was never going to end well.
You'd almost made it.
That was the worst part.
Your bedroom window was open, your backpack was slung over one shoulder, and one leg was already balanced on the balcony railing. Peter had texted fifteen minutes ago that he was parked waiting at the end of the Manor's exorbitantly long driveaway, wayyy past the gate, with cookies, an abundance of snacks and a movie because, "if you can't leave the house for patrol, surely you can leave the house for popcorn."
You were just about to lower yourself onto the ivy climbing the side of the Manor, just enough so you could step onto a ledge, when a familiar voice drifted through the room.

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AITA: For Fucking my Best Friend's Step-sister
Synopsis: Was Valko an asshole for fucking you? You're the one who answered the door in nothing but a towel, smelling so fucking good. What else was he suppose to do? Pairing: Valko/reader/Caleb Word Count: ~5.1k
Warnings: Porn without plot, Knotting, Breeding, Biting, Oral Sex(M and F receiving), Threesome, Doggy Style, Missionary, Spitroasting, Caleb Uses the Nickname Meimei, Caleb is Called Gege, Squirting, Multiple Orgasms, Valko has dick piercings (let me know if I missed anything, please!)
A/N: Just 5k worth of smut. Nothing more. The next fic about Valko will have some plot but right now Paw Patrol took the smut brain and ran with it. Sorry not sorry.
AO3
your fics have me drooling btw
modern!aerion have sweet angelic!reader as his best friend (no one knows how this cruel asshole has the sweetest angelic girl as his closest friend though)
except.... he keeps perving on her all the time but she's too innocent to notice it
his hand is on her thigh, he kisses her, and gropes her all the time. she just thinks he's being friendly to her and that he likes her (not like that)
so it's summed break and he takes reader to his family vacation house (reader can be loaded too, just a lot more sheltered) and the entire family - baelor, maekar, daeron and valarr - seeing their satan spawn perving on this angelic girl who's kind and gentle to everyone
egg, daella and rhae would love her though and she'd love spending time with the girls (and egg)
No, because everyone would be so confused about how they became friends, but also what do they even talk about? It's one of the world's biggest mysteries. When the pair went to Dorne for a holiday a few years back, the paparazzi went crazy because there was Aerion... and angelic!reader? Maybe angelic!reader's family rarely made it into the news, but this certainly had more eyes her way.
But now, they're both in the summer home and Aerion cannot stop eyeing angelic!reader up like he wants to eat her. More than eat her, actually... devour her. And yet, she's none the wiser.
"Aerion's so kind!" she'd say to Maekar, making him gape. Aerion had applied her sunscreen for her, sliding his hands far too close to the strings of her tiny bikini bottoms, and had spent far too long sliding his hands over the planes of her back.
Daeron walks out to the garden one day to see the pair cuddled up on a sun lounger, their bodies intertwined in a way that friends wouldn't do – not to mention, Aerion's hand resting upon her ass, fondling the flesh to his heart's content.
Egg is confused too, but, selfishly, he doesn't want her to go away and so he will try to ignore his brother's weird behaviour. But then, after angelic!reader had offered to take the younger children in to town for a ice cream, he watches wide-eyed as Aerion drags angelic!reader into his arms and places a firm kiss on her lips. "Don't spoil them," Aerion mumbled. It was clear he was mad about having her push back their plans for the day.
Egg would be even more confused when they sit outside the ice cream parlour and angelic!reader asks, very poorly attempting to be nonchalant, whether Valarr has a girlfriend. He thought they were just lying to his family about being friends, but now he's worried because this might be worse. He doesn't think Aerion will be happy.
After all, Aerion hates Valarr.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Pairing: Jason Todd x reader
Summary: you come home, very drunk, and see a very hot guy sitting on your couch… so naturally you ask him out!
It starts with a simple, high-pitched gasp in the middle of your living room.
Jason is sitting on the couch in a gray t-shirt and sweatpants, laptop on his knees, mid-snack, when you stumble through the front door. You’re wearing one of his oversized jacket slung over your shoulders, your cheeks flushed red from two too many margaritas with your friends, and your hair a complete, chaotic masterpiece.
He sets his laptop aside immediately, a half-amused, half-concerned smirk already forming on his lips. "Hey, sweetheart. How was girls' night—"
He doesn't get to finish. The moment your eyes land on him, your hands fly to your face, covering your red-hot cheeks. You freeze in place, staring at him through your fingers as if you’ve just spotted a celebrity in a coffee shop.
"Oh," you whisper loud enough for the whole apartment complex to hear. "Oh my god."
Jason blinks, pausing. "What?"
You kick off your shoes—completely missing the rack—and take three deliberate, overly cautious, drunk steps toward the couch. Your eyes are wide, glassy, and completely starstruck.
"Who are you?" you ask, leaning over the back of the couch, resting your chin on your folded hands. You beam at him, giggling softly. "Because you are... so pretty. Like so hot. Has anyone ever told you that? You look like a whole movie star."
Jason slowly looks down at his faded t-shirt, then back up at you. A playful glint flickers in his blue eyes as the reality hits him: You have completely forgotten you're already dating him.
"A movie star, huh?" Jason drawls, leaning back against the cushions and crossing his arms over his chest. He bites down on the inside of his cheek to keep from bursting out laughing. "Can't say I hear that one often. I'm Jason."
"Jason," you sigh, the name rolling off your tongue like a melody. You sway slightly where you stand, blushing down to your collarbone. "That's a nice name. I'm... well, you know. I'm me."
"Nice to meet you, Me," he says softly, his voice dropping into that smooth, low register he knows makes you melt. "What's a girl like you doing flustered in my living room?"
"I live here! I think?" You look around the apartment, thoroughly confused for a split second, before your focus snaps right back to him like a magnet. You lean in closer, whispering conspiratorially, "Listen... I know this is crazy, but... are you single?"
You pause, then giggle, “wanna know a secret? I actually wanna marry you but I think asking you if you’re single is less advanced.”
Jason bites his lower lip, trying—and failing—to hide a massive grin. "Am I single? Well... that's a tough question."
Your face falls instantly into a dramatic, adorable pout, and you genuinely look devastated. "Oh no. You have a girlfriend?"
"I do," Jason says softly, watching your reaction.
"Is she pretty?" you ask, sniffling just a little bit, clearly heartbroken.
"She's gorgeous," Jason says, his voice softening. He reaches out, grabbing your wrist gently, and pulls you over the back of the couch until you tumble right onto his lap. You gasp, your hands landing flat against his chest, feeling the steady thump of his heart. "She’s got this ridiculously cute laugh, gets super giggly when she drinks, and is currently sitting on my lap looking at me like I hung the moon."
You stare at him, your brain slowly churning through the alcoholic fog.
1... 2... 3 seconds pass.
"Wait," you whisper, your eyes going wide. "I just drank and I am fairly giggly."
"You are."
"And I'm on your lap."
"You are."
"...I'm the pretty girlfriend?!"
Jason couldn't hold it back anymore; he threw his head back and laughed, the deep, rumbling sound vibrating through his chest against your palms. "Yes, dummy. You're the pretty girlfriend. We've been together for over a year."
A look of pure, unadulterated triumph washes over your face. You kick your feet up, burying your burning face right into the crook of his neck, muffled giggles spilling out against his skin. "I scored so hard," you mutter into his collar. "He's huge and he's mine."
"Yeah, yeah, you hit the lottery," Jason chuckled, his broad arms wrapping snugly around your waist, pulling you close so you wouldn't slide off. He kissed the top of your head, resting his chin on your hair. "Come on, baby. Let's get you some water and into bed before you try to ask me out again."
"Wait!" You pop your head back up, cheeks still bright red, poking his chest with a single finger. "So... does this mean you won't go on a date with me?"
Jason shook his head, a soft, fond smile softening his rugged features. "I'll take you on a date every single day of the week, sweetie. Now go to sleep."
I want their children. I can be their third
They are so hot
The ward
Ooc like he’s had a lobotomy kind of ooc! The life my son deserved!! Gwayne will be having another fic soon!
“Husband!” You call running to greet your husband who you haven’t seen in moons, him having been called to kingslanding by his cousin the queen. Her refusing to give the reason until he arrived, you still not knowing why. Just thankful your husband of 6 moons is back, him having left two and a half moons ago. Stopping in front of him, having to stop yourself from hugging the man. “I’m glad you’re home my Lord.”

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heyyy! Can you write a comedic Aerion x Wife!Reader where his brothers absolutely adore her and are always trying to spend quality time with her while Aerion gets ridiculously possessive and annoyed about it? (sorry if you’ve already written something like this and I just haven’t found it yet!)
She’s mine
Crack fic!!!! He’s so pathetic it’s amazing. This was so fun to write!!! Thank you for the request🩵 feel free to send more 🐉
“What are you pouting about?” Maekar asks his second son when he enters his private solar and finds his son sulking on the sofa. Looking like someone died.