Hakuna Matata!

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

Can anyone name one (1) great European achievement from the past 50 years?

scottish twitter 

those cat pictures with russian captions 

the “are they helium balloons?!” vine

sex is cool but have you heard Mr Brightside drunk at 2am because that is true bliss

english teacher: el, can you read number 23 for the class el: no i cannot [dustin, drumming in the background] el: whaddup im eleven im 14 and i never fuckin learned how to read

Dating after 20 is like are we doing this or not? I got shit to do

For fucking real

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

you can say Harry Potter it’s okay

uma thurman will single handedly murder everyone on hollywood. kill bill vol. 3 director herself bitch

I’m crying they all look so happy

I CAN’T BREATHE!!!

Oh my god at first I thought this was gonna be an old spice commercial