McCullum: Jonathan is so annoying
Jonathan, 0.02 seconds later: I heard you were talking shit about me?!
McCullum: WTF?!?!
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McCullum: Jonathan is so annoying
Jonathan, 0.02 seconds later: I heard you were talking shit about me?!
McCullum: WTF?!?!

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McCullum: It's not very hard to find you, Jonathan, just follow the trail of dead rats
Jonathan: MY GOD, what are all these dead bodies doing here?!
Geoffrey: [nudges one with his foot] Honestly, not much.
Jonathan: Earth may be flat but my ass isn't.
Geoffrey: You. I'll kill you.
Geoffrey: Bring me a coffee, leech.
Geoffrey: Get a move on!
Jonathan: Funny...last night you told me to go slower.
[Edgar chokes on his coffee in the background]

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Vampyr + Troubled Birds pt. 4
Vampyr + Troubled Birds pt. 3
Vampyr + Troubled Birds
Bonus:
Jonathan: London is in under a vampire plague, you become a vampire who is despised from church and you past is really bad but…
You always believe that everything is going to work out. How do you do it?
Sean: “Well, I’ll tell you my secret, sir. I lie to myself. Every evening, when I wake up, I say everything’s going to be okay,
but I’m lying, and I don’t know how much longer I can do it.
Sean:- Almost crying but he stopped himself-
Sean: Have a swell night, doctor!”
I suck at apologies so… unfuck you or whatever
GEOFFREY MCCULLUM, AFTER FINDING OUT THAT JONATHAN REID SAVED LONDON ENDING THE DISASTER

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Elisabeth Asbury:Here is my wall of inspirational women.
Charlotte Ashbury:Is that a picture of you?
Elisabeth Ashbury:I'm big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
Jonathan Reid: Okay, McCullum. If I were the last man on Earth, would you date me then?
Geoffrey McCullum: If you were the last man, I wouldn't exist.
Jonathan Reid:
Jonathan Reid: Fuck.
Elizabeth Ashbury: If you see Edgar, please give him this face.
Elizabeth Ashbury: -makes face-
Elizabeth Ashbury: He’ll know what it means
Jonathan Reid: Oh speaking of, Elizabeth wanted me to give you a message
Jonathan Reid: -makes face-
Edgar Swansea: -sighs- The neutral face of displeasure
Edgar Swansea: I have bad news. *takes off glasses*
Pembroke patient: …
Edgar Swansea : Actually, I need these to read the form. *puts them back on*
Edgar Swansea : You have the Spanish Influenza
Aloysius Dawson : Omg, I’m literally dying
Jonathan Reid: Good.

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McCullum: The only thing we have to fear is fear itself…
McCullum: And leeches. Those little bastards’ll get cha
Thoreau Strickland: I have a science headcanon.
Waverly Ackroyd: Can you just say you have a hypothesis like a normal person.
Thoreau Strickland: So my science headcanon is…