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how do i get over someone who i never dated

a story written by me

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

WERE ONLY A MINIUTE INTO THE MOVIE AND I’VE ALREADY SEEN LIKE 20 PAIRS OF NAKED TITTIES, VANESSA HUDGENS SMOKING A BONG AND ASHLEY BENSON SAYING SHE WANTS DICK

there’s ANOTHER high school musical??

I don’t think I can do any of these.

how do u mute ur parents

actually doing what they tell you to do

thank u 2young2care-yolo

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them