supernova.

i’m megan and when trying to decide between a milf photo or nerdy archaeologist photo i chose a tired midlife crisis photo instead. i’m just here to invite you all to my birthday party on sunday and if you suspect that your neighbor is a vampire please invite them too because i have so much blood and need to stop aging. every man in hollywood hates me and i’m just alive out of spite. if you need a punk rock mom, anthropologist friend, terrible relationship advice or a lingerie plug you can find me at originalboykiller.