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I need to raise money to get my pharmacy technician license ($270) and PTCB certification ($130, $400 total) offer whatever ud like

*logos, rap music playing*

white protag played by an actor who doesnt want to be here: hi im sam. im your average guy, doing average things, and i like…….baking

*insert quickly edited montage of him baking here*

yeah i know it’s embarassing!! my family thinks so

sam’s generic jerk dad whos gonna have a change of heart at the end and u know it: sam i know theres more you can do than this softy bakey stuff, why don’t you become a wrestler like meee???

sam: *groans*

sam: they just dont understand me!

*rap music stops playing and it cuts to dark*

sam: there are those who get me though, and they’re not what you’d expect…

*sam stops baking and goes to sleep, quick shots of kitchen are shown before gingerbrave rises up*

gingerbrave, voiced by adam sandler: i gotta save everyone and get outta here!!!!

*comedic hijinks ensue as obscure pop music plays*

*sam wakes up to see all of the commotion, then sees a bunch of cookies in his kitchen. he stands there shocked as music cuts out*

bright cookie, voiced by resse witherspoon: uhh…hi?

sam: *loudly screams*

all of the cookies: *screams*

*some pop/rock song plays as sam basically interviews all cookies on the counter at once*

sam: so you guys can walk and talk???

gingerbrave: yes

sam: but how????

bright cookie: we aren’t normal cookies! we’re like, magical and have various abilities that help us

*insert some footage of the cookies doing random shit here*

sam: ok, this is weird. but i can manage

*cut to car, then to sam’s house*

sam: ok imma need you guys to keep a low profile for me, ok? i have this really important date with (insert forced love interest name here) and i cant mess it up!

cotton candy cookie, voiced by jenny slate: why, of course!

sam: *leaves house, music cuts off again*

cotton candy cookie: but i think i got OTHER plans!

*everyone looks weirded out*

*cut to a completely different scene and context but with a line that works*

dj cookie, voiced by kristen stewart: you’re like…tootally in spaace bruh

*pop music while the cookies fuck up the date alongside some other random shit*

THESE COOKIES

*more random stuff*

ARE GONNA NEED

*dance party ending footage, someone twerks*

dj cookie: THIS SLAPS

TO RUN HOME

*spoilery scenes*

*celebrity names*

sam: *walks into house and sees a huge party* DJ!!!

*everyone else scatters while dj cookie stares*

dj cookie: lol wut

COOKIE RUN

pink choco cookie, voiced by arianda grande: wanna selfie?????

sam: no-

pink choco cookie: *does it anyways* i have SAVED the both of us!!!

sam: *blinks*

COMING SOON

Its the holidays!!! And that means its time for a Cookie Run Secret Santa!! If you would like to participate, please read this entire post!!

BASIC PREMISE:

During December 1st - December 8th, This blog will be taking applications! After the 8th, applications will be closed and all applicants will be paired up. (You will be informed who your partner is no later than December 9th.) Applicants will create something based on their partner’s request, and during December 25th - December 30th, presents will be delivered either by being posted on the creators blog and tagging the recipient, or by submitting it to this blog and tagging the recipient!!

HOW DO I APPLY?

You can apply for the Secret Santa by messaging this blog using this template:

tumblr username: What you would like to make: ( Digital/Traditional art, sprite edits, fics, etc.) Cookies/ships/subjects you would prefer not to draw: (that are not already disallowed by the rules below) Are you ok with drawing OCs or self-inserts?: What you would like your gift to be and the art-form you would prefer it in: (it can be anything as long as it relates to cookie run and does not break any of the rules listed below.): Anything else you would like me or your Secret Santa to know:

(IMPORTANT! If you request an OC or self insert, please send me a reference along with your application)

RULES:

-Deliver your present by submitting it to this blog and saying who its for, or by posting your present on your own blog, tagging the recipient, and tagging the post with #Cookierunsecretsanta2k19.

-Nothing 18+. Please try to keep it as family friendly as possible. if you’re unsure whether your request meets this requirement, please ask/message me.

-No Child x Adult or incestuous ships are allowed. Though the line can be a little blurry, we will be using this list in order to identify the child cookies. Cookies that have their family listed on the relationship chart, or were seen with their family members during the spring picnic event are disqualified from being drawn/written romantically. This also includes Tiger Lily cookie and Princess cookie, since despite not being listed as family they are heavily implied to be related. All other ships are fair game, so please specify if you do not wish to draw certain ships due to headcannon/personal taste in your application.

- You must apply between December 1st and December 7th And you must ‘deliver’ your gift between December 25th and December 30th. If you think you are going to be late delivering your gift, please let me know in advance so I can let your recipient know their present will be coming later than expected. If you do NOT tell me in advance, you will be disqualified from the Secret Santa. If you think you will not be able to deliver a gift at all, please let me know. (and perhaps in the future, do not apply for a Secret Santa if you cannot guarantee you will be able to deliver.)  

-Please put alot of effort into your gift!!! It’s always heartbreaking when someone puts alot of love and effort into their present, only to find out their own Secret Santa did not do the same. Please do not draw stick figures, flat sketches with very little detail or something very clearly hastily scribbled on MS paint. Put alot of time and effort into your piece until it is something you genuinely believe your partner will enjoy.

other things to keep in mind!:

- keep in mind that the recipient of your gift may not also be your secret santa! 99% of the time, the person giving you a present and the person receiving a present from you will be totally different people.

-if you would like your present to be delivered privately, please let me know and send it to me so I can deliver it to your partner with no fanfare.

- I may ask you for an example of your work if i cannot find any on your blog(s). I may disqualify you if you cannot deliver.

-I may have to cancel if not enough people sign up, which is why its VERY important to spread this!!!!!!!

- After the 30th, If there are people who did not receive a gift or received a very low effort gift, I will do my best to fill out your request. If there are too many people, or I am unable to make thier gifts for whatever reason, I may ask for volunteers to help me.

-I may be your secret santa! wow!

-if you wish to message me anything about the secret santa, please message me here and not on my main blog.

- If you are unsure or want clarification on ANY part of this post, please do not be afraid to send this blog an ask or a message!!!