Rine! 🐤

Obvious clarification that if you do not want to read comics you do not have to read comics but why when you suggest very neutrally that if you're into an adaption of a comic book, maybe it would be nice to read the source material do people act like you just shot their dog in front of them. It's picture books babe you should not be having this severe reaction to being suggested to read picture books.

“some of us have a job” like reading a comic book doesn’t take maybe 10 minutes max

no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself

ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

later you find out that applecock is like a) the nicest lady in the world, b) in her late fifties and c) is a well respected senior member of a career you didn't know existed like head mop taxonomist or chief piano refurbishment factor or secretary of racehorses and suddenly a few of the comments in the longest orgy scene are even funnier.

we have GOT to kill tiktok/twitter self-censorship i just witnessed a grown adult say the word “smex” out loud to our professor

my poor professor was SO confused that she asked them to repeat themselves and they went “you know, like, blank . . .” and kept just vaguely gesturing until she somehow connected the dots. i fucking hate art school

Do you know how stupid I feel that I couldn't figure out that "PDF File" was supposed to be censorship slang for "paedophile"

So I dont have tiktok but my best friend does and every few months she'll come across a tiktok someone made about my fanfic and its always the most insane thing ever. There's seventeen thousand likes and five thousand saves??? Then I go check the actual fic and its sitting at 130 thousand hits and I just have to sit back and think like... All those people???? Do they not know im just some guy who got bored a few years ago??

And obviously like I know that's the point of fandom and by proxy fanfiction, that anyone is given a chance to create and share. But its weird to think that IM the anyone on the other side of the screen, and all those people are the anyone's to me. Thats kinda a bunch of bs and I know that but at the same time I really want to thank all the real people who exist and decided to pick up the stuff I wrote and care

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

i feel like this describes the protagonists of most corporatized hollywood movies these days that are made to be as generic and inoffensive as possible to attract the widest market possible but ultimately just end up being utterly forgettable nonentities not worth the time it takes to see them

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