dead acc

to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying

Just so blatantly evil when they took the headphone port out of the phones to force people into getting Bluetooth earbuds like we let them do that to us and no one was jailed or murdered for it? What is wrong with us

Wish you could louder?? Well. Try tlaking into 🎤 the michaelphone.

If you hate trans men, I hope every woman you look up to in your life transitions into the happiest, hairiest, fattest trans men ever.

so there's this sense of impending doom in the room with us right now

this is a terrible time to be alive *remembers the latter half of the 14th century* this is a not so good time to be alive

every day I wake up and it’s fucking january