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its all fun and games until you accidentally say “scrappy doo is a dilf” in front of your entire math class

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Orange Is the New Black‘s Samira Wiley has booked a major recurring role in the third season of FXX’s You’re the Worst.
As THR reports, the actress will play Justina, Gretchen’s (Aya Cash) therapist.
Justina helps Gretchen dip her toe into the waters of mental health, both in recovering from her recent depressive episode and dealing with new challenges. Justina has the unique ability to cut through Gretchen’s layers of crap and remain (mostly) unflappable, even when Gretchen is at her worst. Though she’s a great therapist, Justina isn’t exactly a paradigm of mental health — she’s very much trying to figure out her own life, including what to do about her unambitious boyfriend and thirsty need to Foursquare her every move.
“Samira is an incredibly talented, thoughtful and exciting actress. When I worked on Orange Is the New Black I got to write the episode with Poussey’s backstory, and we had such a good time that early on in writing this season of You’re the Worst I hit on the random thought of having Samira play Gretchen’s therapist. It seemed like kind of a weird choice, given that she’s younger, and on another show, but once it came to mind, the idea of casting anyone else bummed me out. So I didn’t,” said creator and executive producer Stephen Falk.
Season three will premiere on August 31st, and picks up immediately after Jimmy (Chris Geere) and Gretchen declared their love for one another.

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To the man in the car across the street - I saw everything. I saw how you parallel parked like a decent human being, nice and snug with the car in front of you, realizing he had a “no parking” zone in front of him, and thus plenty of room to pull out forward. Little did you know that the man that would pull up behind you wouldn’t give you the same courtesy, pulling up within a half inch of your rear bumper, effectively trapping you between two cars.
I saw your look of frustration as you came back out to your car and realized the situation. And then, your look of resigned determination as you entered your vehicle. The red of your brake lights released and you gently bumped backwards into the offending car. A slight pull forward, careful enough not to tap the innocents in front of you. Another reverse and satisfying bump to the luxury car behind you. Your shitty 90’s Cavalier didn’t care. Another slow ease forward. And then, totally unnecessarily, one more hearty bump to the douchebag mobile before you head off into the night.
I saw it all…
…and I approve.
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Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

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The Incredible Nursing Cat
Rademenesa was diagnosed with an inflamed respiratory tract when he was 2 months old. He survived the ordeal and now lives at the animal shelter and keeps other sick animals company and tries to nurse them back to health.
Via Imgur and Izismile.com
Look at this and try to tell me that cats are “heartless”
me: *trying to find a good fanfiction*
me: i've read that one
me: and that one, too
me: and that one
me: oh, wait, haven't read that one!
me: *halfway through it*
me: yes i have
guys I actually shed a tear
I am a puddle. I am a puddle of tears.
I love it when kitties do that
*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

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how i think sans handles his problems.
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