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Meeks to Neil: oh gosh your (phone) screen is so cracked 

Neil: yeah, I accidentally dropped it on the side walk 

Todd: THATS why you get an OTTER BOX I can throw and drop *my* phone as much as I want and it’ll NEVER BREAK 

*throws phone on the ground; leans over to pick it up and falls out of seat* (yells) 

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(Pitts walking into class late with dunkin donuts)

Mr.Keating very abruptly stopping the lesson: do you enjoy dunkin donuts tea? 

Pitts: I- uh, I guess? 

mr. Keating: I never go to dunkin donuts unless I have a WHOPPER and I MEAN WHOPPER of coupon.

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mr. Mcallister: Now, you might be saying to yourself “triangles are for children” nooo,,,,,  nah, triangles are NOT for children 

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Charlie: *starts wildly clapping every time cameron walks by him* 

Cameron: thank you????? 

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Charlie: *jokingly making fun of student for being Italian*

Knox: huh, yeah!  imagine being ITaLiAn!!! 

Meeks: Knox,,,, you’re Italian???? 

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Mr.Nolan: beware and be alert… Communism is coming to churches near you! 

Meeks: what???? does that even mean????