Knock the candle from the scripture stack

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

mind you in the lore this thing will lay waste to all of neopia and erase all life if we don't defeat it

"what is Neopets about" well currently Neopets.com is where we send thousands of pets out as mass sacrifices to grind down an eldritch abomination that literally has 1 billion HP

mind you before sinners we didn’t have definitive proof that it was possible to successfully make a movie in 2025

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

Se also "he DID say that and he was LYING, and somehow you didn't notice."

A month or so ago we got a new coworker, and I had the sneaking suspicion she was goth (her water bottle has a Cure sticker on it + just her overall aesthetic) and today I overheard her recommending The Frozen Autumn to another coworker and long story short she is and she's cooler than me because she apparently has a London After Midnight poster signed by Sean Brennan aaaaaaaa I'm so envious

Oh and apparently both of the Twin Tribes shows I was at, she was also at!