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Instead of packing for my trip that i leave for tomorrow or doing laundry i think i will cook myself an elaborate meal tonight

Just had a scroll thru my linkedin suggested connections. Why is everyone from my high school either an investment banker, engineer, “analyst” or “associate” of some sort at a financial company, in med school, or in law school. 😃

This peanut sauce will heal your inner child

I am addicted to my phone in a bad way that makes me feel bad about myself. How do i rectify this

To be honest i feel weirder and weirder every day and i think i am on the precipice of something

I don’t ever really say the name geoff rickly out loud i mostly just read it online. And intellectually i Know that geoff is pronounced jeff but when i’m reading it in my head my brain always pronounces it as gee-off. The fact that thursdays lead singer is literally just named jeff does not compute to me. That is my friend geoff

I will invent the first meaningful subversion

Omg i just realized something. If you are still anxious about that one weekend you got too drunk with your friends, just get drunk again 2 weeks later and have something even crazier happen. It really works!

Hi i’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

Meet me halfway black eyed peas

With right amount of alcohol already in your system the cupcake prosecco is a type of human poison

Loch lomonday 🩷 who else up agonizing

Through receiving compliments i will reach enlightenment #true