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my one alotted stupid online discourse post for pride month: i think it was a mistake to act like sex itself is something that is normalized and glorified by society and not one very specific type of sex at the expense of all others

and it is a great deal more complicated than this, People have written entire books on the subject, but suffice it to say that gay sex is very much frowned upon under the cisheteropatriarchy. they don't want us to be doing that.

pussy that straight up doesnt even work normal

After the revolution, everyone is going to be fat as fuck.

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

ads targeted to men: this product will NOT make you gay seriously

EROTIC CATBOY DECLAWING!

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

Cook walks up to bartender oh bartender I need you to fix my order machine bartender say order machine is not broken cook say then why do customers not order my food 😢 reblog if you cried

"temporary solutions can't fix systemic issues" ok but the systemic issues are not fixed at the moment is the thing

basically i want the people who he/him me to she/her me and the people who she/her me to he/him me