valuckesque

Some personal news...

On the left is the first men's room I saw when I got to Las Vegas; on the right is the last one I saw before my return flight. Of all the Vegas things I've seen and experienced...this may have been the most Vegas.

Throwback Thursday to the time I cast the Revelio Charm on the Treasure Island pit bosses.

We truly are entering a golden age of unintentionally creepy family photos.

My complete findings after writing "Exile of the Gods" for three years' worth of weekends at four New Jersey malls.

Last chance looming for the 30% discount on "Exile of the Gods!" Click above for a walk backstage, while you ruminate on this disclosure...

Putting some final touches on "Exile" at a local hotel, and imagine my joy to see that my room came with a standing desk!

Heads-up to any residents of the Hudson Valley named Gary, Harry, Jerry, or Mary who think they just heard a shrub try to nag them: the gray catbirds are out in force. (And yes folks, they really do have that haircut.)

The interior door of my room at this Airbnb in San Francisco. Gonna pretend the host knows I’m from the Bronx, and this is their attempt to deliver “the taste of home.”

This reminds me of the boardwalk audition in “Beaches”; I’ll leave it for you to decide which is Iris Myandowski and which is C. C. Bloom. #waitforit #soundonplease