gisclles:
“one of our clients just asked me to take on for what he prefaced as a VERY IMPORTANT JOB — watching their dog while they go on vacation. and honestly, that rich bastard can stay in the carribean for all the fucks i give, the pup is mine now. i’ve even learned that i’ve still got an excellent shot while holding a five-pound dog in my hand… maybe i ought to use that as an ice breaker on dates.”
“Well, you know what they say. Birds of a feather, yeah?”












