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Slytherin: Guys are hot too.

Slytherin: Why is everything so hot?

Kevin: Just today you were crying about snakes.

-just saying that i dont agree with loki's dictatorship. i just like indulging into my physical attraction of this boy. (heck i only read strong female lead reader inserts) also, fuck, odin is a horrible parent.

ok, random thoughts now,,,

-Natasha Fucking Romanoff

-the captain's ass is still the best one

-that elder who stood up. what a badass.

-lol remember when cap and tony were fighting with each other. only 90s kids remember.

-doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

-OMG SCIENCE BROS INTERACTION GOD MY BABIES

-tony rolling his eyes at steve. civil war: a summary.

-SCIENCE BROS FOREVER.

-"Aaahh, I just wanna finish my work here..." foreshadowing bruce not being in CW. er, not wanting.

-jesus fuck every lab scene is just tony and bruce gay.

-"We have orders. We should follow them." *sneaks and breaks into locked room* This is the man I call my son

-"Love is for children. I owe him a debt." says you

-congrats loki you played yourself

-GUYS STOP BICKERING YALL ARE PLAYING YOURSELVES THE SCEPTER IS DOING A THING

-"I know guys without all that that are worth ten of you." hes talking about bucky guys i gotta go

-reminder that a lot of steve's ptsd flashbacks are him regretting letting bucky die. im emotional.

-"Put the suit on, we'll go a few rounds." CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR.

-Save Bruce Banner. Save Him. I Love This Boy. I Love This Boy So Much. Please Save Him.

-my boy cap is a fucking idiot. elderly idiot. i love my son tho.

-FUCK NATASHA NO

-thor nd the green dude fighting. is this ragnarok?

Slytherin: Yeah...

Hufflepuff: Well, not to alarm you but my bedtime is at 7:00 and I went to bed at 7:02.

Slytherin: WHAT, IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?!

Hufflepuff: I don't know, I just like living dangerously.