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Absolutely no respect for people that don't go out of their way to step on a crunchy leaf

plot twist krampus is a period monster

if my future husband doesn’t propose by sticking a donut on my finger i will not say yes.

giving a motivational talk to my pimples before I go to sleep you can do it! please get off my face! thanks love you!

I'd like follow ups on commercials Whatever happened to that dog in that scrubbing bubbles commercial; did the family keep him or put him up for adoption? We'll never know

these dawn commercials make me wanna drop everything and scrub oil off lil baby ducklings with a toothbrush

when youre really excited about an essay and wanna share with someone but remember that absolutely no one wants to know about your essay or read your essay or care about anything involving essays

sometimes i just glance at passengers in the subway, smile, and think every single person in this train car is gonna cease to be one day and this may be the only two seconds i’ll ever share a space with them, and i get plesantly anxious to take in their posture and sleepy eyes and funny outfits, the tiny lil ones bringing hope into a helpless time, the elegant older women who commute on dirty public transit in neutral colors and adornments in their hair or on their fingers or around their necks, fathers hugging their daughters and sons, and i have to remind myself that if people are slow to get off the train, if they run out out frantically in uncomfortable shoes and heavy brief cases, if they frown, i should just hope they have a better day

buy her some prosciutto instead of flowers

why y'all fighting old age, I wanna see how wrinkly and funny my face can get

Not feeling Larry Wilmore tonight, he's bein scummy toward the transgender community

runnin thru the chip aisle with my woes

i’m so sad when people distance themselves from injustice because they say, “it’s not my fight to fight.” there are respectful things you can do to SUPPORT a cause. if you don’t wrongfully assume authority or identity to something, you can situate yourself in a position where you can speak from YOUR perspective about something that has nothing to do with your individual experience, but everything to do with your human experience which inevitably is your individual experience.

im just tryna have a colorful lil apartment with four rooms: a white bedroom, a yellow kitchen, a blue bathroom, and a gold readin room

yo ps i went to the new school today to advertise nyu stuff for my department and even their bathroom smell like secret gardens and tropical coves what is that all about

yall need some distance and understanding of how much authority you DON'T have about certain things. it's called respect. lean back and it'll benefit everyone and your development as a person too. that's the power. the ability to negotiate rather than become impassioned and frenzied about something that you lose your sense of self in by colonizing another person's identity. the only thing you can do is fervently speak and act out against the people you are inextricably linked to