“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

I deserve more credit for not picking stupid fights on the internet than a nice person who doesn't pick fights does, because I have an unpleasant personality and it's harder for me

you're so pretty. like, you're absolutely gorgeous. have you thought about tidying your room slightly to temporarily but significantly increase your quality of life? you are so beautiful

i wish the world was nicer to fat girls

are we not all camgirls in a mass surveillance state