This Is Your Brain On Tap Water

you know when the hero dies and they try to resurrect him but he comes back slightly wrong and unhinged and without morals? vine vs tiktok

i mean you aint wrong 

I wanna get to a point where no one knows anything about me except that I’m hot and full of love

What a good sense of humor

Visual representation of gays walking past straights

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"This is my cat Missy. It's short for Missile Launcher."

i just want to say this is 1) excellent and 2) not uncommon…i work at a vet clinic and some of the names are so fuckin weird but i love it???? clients will be like “we call her stevie. it’s short for death metal steve” or “this is turkey but his LEGAL name is scarecrow jones” thank u

@starchygoodness

How are you going to look at this and tell me bears are real??

I want this to be my life

das a beebee