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I just realised I'm the lando of my friend group,single and getting drunk

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Re the anon who broke up with their partner:
Aro culture is getting into a relationship with a close friend, them turning from a friend into a romantic partner, breaking up with them for no reason cause you didnt know what was going on except it was miserable, and realizing years later that you are aro.
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HeтАЩs just a little guy. An evil, evil little guy..
U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

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quick markdoug ficlet insp. by the markdoug acc @cuntygeneralhospital
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even if mark and doug aren't really aware of the mutual nature of their homoerotic tension,┬аcarol┬аdefinitely is. so when there's a particularly slow morning in the er (a rare occurrence that must be taken advantage of), she decides to stir up a little havoc for them.
and because she knows doug will never say no to a bet, she wagers twenty dollars that he can't slip in at least five pick up lines into conversation with mark during their shift that dayтАж
is it weird if i say i genuinely wish there was more positivity aimed at people w large chests
"having a large chest is the beauty standard" no having a large chest is the Sexual standard theres a difference. i can only even be Hot and everything i ever wear will be deemed too sexual for every single situation. tank top shows too much cleavege or side boob a button up is always too busty and a crop top will always show too much skin. having a large chest leads to so much back pain and sexualization and complaining about it makes people go "ahh grass is alwahs greener/you are the beauty standard, why complain?" like genuinely i urge yall to watch anything with a larger chested woman and notice, REALLY notice, that her chest is her entire personality. notice that people critiqing misogynist charavter designs alwayd tend to rally in the statement that large chest=misogny, casting aside the Many Many Many women and people who look like Me and just . have a large chest? and exist? and deserve respect and not to be seen as nothing more than a sex symbol by both sides? idk ikdayy
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aro culture is putting aro flags onto everything you own in the hopes that an aromantic person in the wild will see it and feel seen, just like you hope to see someone with an aro flag in the wild (it hasn't happened yet)
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"Yeh sab congress sarkar mai bhi hota tha"
^ top excuse for everything against the protests these days and all it shows, i think, is that how long political apathy has gone on in this country. Gen Z is not the new politically apathetic generation. Corruption and tom foolery has been so rampant for so long that people have gotten used to it.
"Yeh sab congress sarkar mai bhi hota tha" is the absolute peak of political apathy and compromise. The indian government has been down hill for sometime
The circumstances of this protest have angered me to no extent of course but this fucking phrase
"Yeh congress sarkar mai bhi hota tha"
Has my blood boiling on another level [again I'm not comparing the people leak or suicides or people getting beaten to this phrase, those things made me just as angry]
"рдпрд╣ рд╕рдм рдХреЙрдВрдЧреНрд░реЗрд╕ рд╕рд░рдХрд╛рд░ рдореЗрдВ рднреА рд╣реЛрддрд╛ рдерд╛" рдХреНрдпрд╛ рдорддрд▓рдм рд╣реИрдВ рдЗрд╕ рдмрдХрд╡рд╛рд╕ рдХрд╛? рдХреЙрдВрдЧреНрд░реЗрд╕ рд╕рд░рдХрд╛рд░ рджрд╕ рд╕рд╛рд▓ рдкрд╣рд▓реЗ рджреЗрд╢ рдЪрд▓рд╛рддреА рдереАред рджрд╕ рд╕рд╛рд▓, рдПрдХ рджрд╢рдХред рдорд╛рд▓реВрдо рд╣реИ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рдПрдХ рджрд╢рдХ рдХрд┐рддрдирд╛ рд╣реЛрддрд╛ рд╣реИ? рдПрдЕрдИ рдирд╣реАрдВ рдерд╛ рджрд╕ рд╕рд╛рд▓ рдкрд╣рд▓реЗ, рд▓рдбрдХрд┐рдпреЛрдВ рдХрд╛ рдХреНрд░рд┐рдХреЗрдЯ рдЦреЗрд▓рдирд╛ рдЕрдЬреАрдм рд╣реЛрддрд╛ рдерд╛ред рджрд╕ рд╕рд╛рд▓ рдореЗрдВ рджреЗрд╢ рдХрд╛ рджреБрдирд┐рдпрд╛ рдХрд╛ рдХреЛрдирд╛ рдХреЛрдирд╛ рдмрджрд▓ рдЧрдпрд╛ рд╣реИ рдкрд░ рд╕рд░рдХрд╛рд░реА рдХреА рдЪреБрдЯрд┐рдпрд╛рдЧрд┐рд░реА рд╡рд╣реАрдВ рдХреА рд╡рд╣реАрдВ рд░рд╣ рдЧред рдХреЙрдВрдЧреНрд░реЗрд╕ рд╕рд░рдХрд╛рд░ рдореЗрдВ рдЪрд▓рддрд╛ рдерд╛ рдорддрд▓рдм рдХреНрдпрд╛ рдпрд╛рд░! рдХреНрдпреВрдБ рдмрджрд▓реА рд╕рд░рдХрд╛рд░ рдлрд┐рд░? рдХреНрдпреВрдБ рдХрд┐рдпрд╛ рдорддрджрд╛рди? рдХреНрдпреВрдБ рдЗрддрдиреА рдлреБрд░реНрд╕рдд рд▓рдЧрд╛рдИ рд╣рдордиреЗ рд╕рд░рдХрд╛рд░ рдмрджрд▓рд╡рд╛рдиреЗ рдореЗрдВ? рдЪреБрдирд╛рд╡ рд╣реА рдХреНрдпреВрдБ рдХрд░рд╡рд╛рдпрд╛? рдкрд╛рдЧрд▓ рд╣реИ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рд╕рд╛рд░реЗ рд▓реЛрдЧ? рдЪрд▓рддрд╛ рддреЛ рдЕрдВрдЧреНрд░реЗрдЬреА рд╕рд░рдХрд╛рд░ рдореЗрдВ рднреА рдерд╛ рдмрд╣реБрдд рдХреБрдЫ, рдЙрдиреНрд╣реЗрдВ рдХреНрдпреВрдБ рд╣рддреНрдпрд╛? рдкрд╛рдЧрд▓ рд╣реИрдВ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рд╡реЛ рд╕рд╛рд░реЗ рдХреНрд░рд╛рдВрддрд┐рдХрд╛рд░реА, рд╡реЛ рд╕рд╛рд░реЗ рдЖрдо рдЖрджрдореА рдЬрд┐рдиреНрд╣реЛрдВрдиреЗ рдЕрдВрдЧреНрд░реЗрдЬреЛрдВ рдХреЛ рд╣рдЯрд╡рд╛рдпрд╛? рдкрд╛рдЧрд▓ рдереЗ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рдЖрдЬрд╝рд╛рдж рд╕реНрд╡рддрдВрддреНрд░рдд рднрд╛рд░рдд рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рд▓рд╛рджрдиреЗ рд╡рд╛рд▓реЗ? рдХреЙрдВрдЧреНрд░реЗрд╕ рд╕рд░рдХрд╛рд░ рдореЗрдВ рдЪрд▓рддрд╛ рд╣реЛрдЧрд╛ рдЗрд╕ рд╕рд░рдХрд╛рд░ рдореЗрдВ рдирд╣реАрдВ рдЪрд▓реЗрдЧрд╛ рдорд╛рд▓рд┐рдХред рдЧрдгрддрдВрддреНрд░ рднрд╛рд░рдд рдореЗрдВ рдирд╣реАрдВ рдЪрд▓реЗрдЧрд╛

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"Yeh sab congress sarkar mai bhi hota tha"
^ top excuse for everything against the protests these days and all it shows, i think, is that how long political apathy has gone on in this country. Gen Z is not the new politically apathetic generation. Corruption and tom foolery has been so rampant for so long that people have gotten used to it.
"Yeh sab congress sarkar mai bhi hota tha" is the absolute peak of political apathy and compromise. The indian government has been down hill for sometime
I have some killer dating advice but it's in the form of English premiere league mangers analogy because i recently got back into football
So when you're talking to someone you hope to court you have to be not like Jose Mourinho yeah you have be like Jurgen Klopp like you have to be passionate and you have to make them feel something okay, you don't need a big budget or best players or all that you just have to be really really genuine okay. Now you have to be careful and not do it too much and become like Pep like full overthinking mode. Pep is not the one to be like, like his club is doing fruad and everyond is calling him fraud and all- you dont be like that. When you are talking to someone you need to be like Wenger yeah. You know what he did when he came to Arsenal right. He completely transformed english football and he changed the diet and the fitness. Like dont change the diet and the fitness to the person you are courting but you have to bring something new yeah. Otherwise you will end up like Arteta. Like in the start he was just copying copying Pep you dont have to be that. Best thing you can take from Arteta is to stop copying people before you. Okay last about Mourinho again and like Klopp as well- you have to defend the players in public okay. You can bring up the issuses in dressing room but never in press.
im so cooked im like the serial cheater character in movies. Maths on the weekdays like going home to my wife, autobiographies on weekends like going to the club and getting high
I'm going to kill myself why is it so hot
No seriously the only thing that keeps me from bawling my eyes out every night is listening to nas and athers discuss cricket on old sky cricket podcast episodes

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Paige was so pleased with her little comment
She really trolled her way into azzi's heart lol
burn out from doing literally nothing