Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist

Turns stones into humans

this is good, thank you.

I blow on it but underestimate how hot it is and hashafashasha anyway

“Soggy croissant” is the best insult.

lets say, hypothetically, im a cat. a kitty cat. and for the sake of debate, lets say i dance dance dance.

I don’t know what it is about Star Wars but even if it’s not your biggest fandom, it still has the funniest memes by a long shot I mean “look at all the fucks i give anakin” and “your poncho is a piece of junk” and anakin hates sand it’s all just 1000% pure class

omg his cute little voice!! turn your volume up

when you and your friends are in public ans everyone spots an xbox 360