vaginawonka

i will never forget being piss drunk on the streets of munich letting a stranger put his cigarettes out on me and my sister (also piss drunk) turning to me (one direction fan in 2012) wide-eyed and saying “liam payne is dead.”

I really need to heal the earth and I can do it

ughhhh the two guys i kidnapped and tied up together in my basement aren't even developing any sexual tension they're just crying and whimpering 🙄🙄🙄 fuck my stupid fujo life

crotch is literally the most comfortable place to lay your hands. especially with thighs pressing on them. but im scared people will think im a pervert of sex

hey, what's going on? i heard laughter coming from your house. what's so funny? can i come in

a dead horse hates to see me coming

they should invent a taking care of your own body thats easy

*giggling and kicking my feet like a cartoon schoolgirl with a crush* ehehehhehehe i have friends and they like me. ehehehehe

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

Everyone loves me for my repetitive speech, my odd noises, my constant forgetfulness, and my repetitive speech