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Happy pride month everyone! Hope it’s going well for you, hope you’ve drank your fill of wee wee!

The Fountain of Youth.

Charles gets a top up, WHEREVER and WHENEVER he wants.

We’ve got a new addition to the gallery of deleted insta posts! Welcome her!

For anyone in need of ideas of what to do with your oversized cherry chapstick, here are some things I think your bih clih could be used for, the possibilities are endless really…

My girlfriends’ piss is the most sacred and rare of liquids. Letting one drop of it go to waste goes against all of my moral codes, I would sooner perish than let the golden nectar pass me by.

Show that special someone just how you feel, shove a handful of sketty up the bummy and suck suck suck away!

I unleash my odour to the world, my signature, to tell people of my day, like a birds song, permeating the atmosphere.

Here is Donald the child killer doing a little diddle fiddle with ol Bibi the child killer. Swapping unholy seed.

Would you look at this! It’s big clit season already! Whenever I’m feeling a bit down the only thing that will cure my woes is to slather my cherry chapstick with some spicy chapstick, tiger balm! Or deepheat, whichever you feel burns the best.