Rewriting Dork Diaries, Drama Queen because Mackenzie pissed me off
Before I start anything, I want to say I havenāt read the books in ages (and even then little me liked looking at pictures more), but I have reread this one book and I have a lot of thoughts and ideas which I feel would have been better. So here we go:
The beginning is the same except Mackenzie doesnāt throw up on Nikki. Sheās still her āpopularā self and mean to Nikki, a typical day, until the conflict with Brian where he thinks Nikki doesnāt want to hang out with him or even like him and he tells her heāll back off. Nikki is quite distraught and Chloe and Zoey push for her to go clear things up, but the hallway is crowded. Nikki pushes through the crowd, trying to get to Brian, but itās too late. Heās gone. Her friends catch up when the crowd is gone and they walk to their next class. But while navigating the crowded hallway, Nikki dropped her diary, which Mackenzie finds and steals.
Her first entry reveals she has Nikkiās diary now and a vow to publish her secrets all over the school so her reputation crashes and burns and Nikki would be forced to transfer. Nikki finds out her diary is missing and Mackenzie realizes sheāll get caught as a thief so once she gets back, she covers the bookās cover with some designer fabric. However, writing and owning the diary slowly transforms Mackenzie into being more dorky, like a curse almost, and causes a string of bad luck: wearing less fashionable clothes because of laundry mishaps, the bug video incident and her throwing up, participating in charity to impress Brian, and in general interacting more with Brian by taking the opportunity. She still plans to sabotage Brian and Nikkiās relationship by making them feel stood up, but when Brian is stood up she steals Nikkiās seat and food and since he wants to be nice, he doesnāt tell be to budge. The betrayal with Jessica still happens but without the Mrs-Know-It-All website, instead she confronts her at the lunch table and gets humiliated again when she trips in someone elseās food as a fly buzzes by. That wonāt stop her from getting Brian to spend time with her however.
At some point at another Cupcakery meeting, Brian opens up about how he wishes he had glasses or braces because a lot of the popular kids are shallow and mean, and there itās revealed how Mackenzie views her own behavior as being confident, not mean. But she realizes Jessica was always like that and never her friend she could gossip with, and if given the choice sheād always have ditched her to be the Queen Bee. But her pride is stronger and she tells Brian not all populars and mean and uses herself as an example, which he denies and makes Mackenzie accidentally reveal that sheās been sabotaging him and Nikki. Brian draws the line at that and gets ready to be driven back home. Mackenzie demands he take her back to her mansion and he says no, that she never considered him a friend or treated him with respect, so why should he? So he leaves, it started raining, drenching Mazkenzie, and she walks to a phone booth where she calls her parents, sobbing at the realization she has no one to trust at school and her reputation is ruined with that video.
When she gets back itās revealed to is that her parents are pretty shitty. Her dad scolds her for ruining her designer blouse and jeans and basically says she better fix herself if she wants to inherit his business which sheāll be doing either way. Mackenzie vents about how she wants to pursue fashion instead and has been secretly practicing for it, hence a canonical explanation for her doodles, and she rants about Nikkiās journal being a curse which sheāll dispose before class.
The next day she dumps the diary in the school trash can and Nikki finds the journal, noticing a piece of the designer fabric chipped off from Mackenzie throwing the book in as hard as she could. Nikki reaches in and takes the fabric off, ecstatic she found her diary back. Chloe and Zoey are also super happy. Brian catches up with her to explain everything but Chloe and Zoey donāt believe him, class time is awkward between the four of them. Nikki read the pages Mackenzie wrote and finds out her straining relationship with Brian was all her doing. But finding out about Mackenzieās vulnerable side, while not changing the fact sheās horrible, makes her realize sheās been hiding a lot. This gives her the idea to give Brian her diary to write his thoughts, but Zoey points out how he can just read all her secrets and Nikki freaks out, putting a dogear on the page he has to write in. Brian eventually spills his thoughts about how he misses her, should have talked to her about things instead of deciding right away, and still wants to hang out, and even made a crappy doodle of himself holding a heart. Nikki thinks itās super cute and the conflict is resolved. Zoey (or Chloe I forgot) finally got her braces which is a surprise to the girls but they love them. (Honestly I donāt have an issue with this plot and I can see it being super relatable to a lot of young girls, itās nice)