V三NSPADE

hey, you should be glad these things are around, they’re a sign that Earth isn’t going to let cosmic radiation cook you alive anytime soon!

volcanoes erupt when plumes of liquid magma rise up through the more sluggish magma closer to Earth’s crust and melt their way up to the surface, like how the cheese bubbles up through your pot of unattended macaroni! (except WAY less delicious)

and this magma rises in the first place because it’s been superheated by Earth’s core, which is a constantly-rotating semifluid ball of supercompressed hellfire iron hotter than the surface of the sun!

the unimaginable pressure down there combined with the physical rotation turns Earth’s heart into a primitive dynamo engine that generates a powerful magnetic field, which acts like an enormous forcefield and prevents most of the cosmic radiation Earth encounters from ever reaching the surface!

which is good, because it would immediately blast the surface of the Earth clean of life if it ever did make landfall. 

so if you ever do encounter an erupting volcano, remember that all things are connected, and stop to give Mama Earth a pat of thanks for protecting you from the cosmic forces of the universe which would very much like to make you extremely dead!

This is a summary of college only using two pictures; expensive as hell.

That’s my Sociology “book”. In fact what it is is a piece of paper with codes written on it to allow me to access an electronic version of a book. I was told by my professor that I could not buy any other paperback version, or use another code, so I was left with no option other than buying a piece of paper for over $200. Best part about all this is my professor wrote the books; there’s something hilariously sadistic about that. So I pretty much doled out $200 for a current edition of an online textbook that is no different than an older, paperback edition of the same book for $5; yeah, I checked. My mistake for listening to my professor.

This is why we download. 

 Alternatives to buying overpriced textbooks

Textbooknova 

Reddit

Bookboon 

Textbookrevolution 

GaTech Math Textbooks

Ebookee 

Freebookspot 

Free-ebooks

Getfreeebooks 

BookFinder

Oerconsortium 

Gratuitous Violets - submitted by @meowstic-seer-of-the-future

Aries: "I’ll be revenged on the whole pack of you!"

Taurus: "I say there is no darkness but ignorance."

Gemini: "Foolery, sir, does walk about the orb like the sun; it shines everywhere."

Cancer: "For youth is bought more oft than begged or borrowed."

Leo: "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them."

Virgo: "This fellow is wise enough to play the fool"

Libra: "If music be the food of love, play on, Give me excess of it; that surfeiting, The appetite may sicken, and so die."

Scorpio: "I pity you."

Sagittarius: "For youth is bought more oft than begged or borrowed."

Capricorn: "My stars shine darkly over

me"

Aquarius: "Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage."

#MBTI red flags 🚩🚩🚩🚩 I SAID WHAT I SAID. Oof . which ones have you encountered?

for example, instagram has disabled right click save. here I am trying to save a picture of this girl with a pumpkin sweater, but I am thwarted by the lack of right click save!

to get around it, right click and go to “inspect” or “inspect element” (it’s called different things depending on what computer you’re using)

shimmy around the webpage code until you find the “src” bit. It will helpfully tell you when you’ve found it because the image, and only the image, will light up as if you selected it.

that source is the link to where the image is hosted on the website. click the link.

find the actual hosted image. right click on that.

INTP: Valentine's will be next month and you have a boy/girlfriend.

Aries: Get hyped Aries, this weekend you and the rest of the boys are getting cloistered,

Taurus: Maiming. Just sorta in general. Maiming and such.

Gemini: Make yourself some concrete shoes. Everyone will be so jealous. Careful about deep puddles though.

Cancer: Sometimes you have to drop something cheap to catch something expensive. Know which things in your life can take a hit.

Leo: Do not worry. That commercial was just a dramatization. Shaq isn’t real.

Virgo: Oh yeah, you can forage for clams. You can forage for the fuck out of some clams. Don’t let anyone stop you.

Libra: Good news Libra. One of your loved ones is going to lose their penis in the culture war.

Scorpio: Divine inspiration will allow you to access levels of bald guy swag scientists didn’t believe were possible.

Ophiuchus: Conserve the moisture of others, permission be damned. That’s your moisture. Only the cops can stop you.

Sagittarius: Internationally televised kill party.

Capricorn: The stars say you have to take a deep breath and carve some fresh chunks off a melon with a spoon while relaxing on the back porch. You have to do that.

Aquarius: Getting lost in a swamp can be romantic if you don’t die.