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I'm not saying I want to be pushed up against a wall with a hand around my throat and my pants violently ripped off of me while they ask if this is what I wanted when I teased them earlier but...

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

boxer bulge makes me absolutely insane. btw all of the horny demons are unleashed. yes i’m gonna sit on it and hump it like an animal in heat.

And rub my face on it🥴

The human body is gross and you need to learn to love that. To get off on that. Your lover's sweaty feet carried them to you. Their armpits reek of the hike you took together. The cunt you wanna make out with is probably gonna smell like sweat and musk and piss and you should dive into it. If you want anal you should be prepared for the earthy, cloying smell of their backdoor. If you're fucking it hard and deep air is probably gonna get in front & back and it's gonna have to come out. The human body is nasty and alluring and gross and divine. How are you gonna bitch about that when you could be nutting to it?

okay but are you going to be understanding if your dom is a little nervous and not as suave as you'd expect their first few times when domming you? are you going to make them feel comfortable enough to slip into the role without making them feel stupid about it? are you going to accept that real sex is not always as rigid as it would seem in text posts or your fantasies and that it is okay if there are some unserious moments in between the intensity? do you understand that we are all just people having fun and we need to be gentle with each other when showing this vulnerability?

"just wanted to hear your voice" actually means a lot.

it’s hot as fuck when someone isn’t afraid to show how much they want you

"come help me out with some paperwork, kiddo" = dad having me cockwarm him as he does grown-up stuff on his desk. occasionally rutting his hips up when he gets frustrated, or playing with my chest when he's deep in thought. the pads of his thumbs calloused and warm as he plays with my nipples. all while I'm forced to stay still and be very quiet. after all, dad is reallyyy busy and I need to be good for him. I – I can be good... even when everything tingles so, so much.

oh you have a voice kink ?? let me whisper the pet names you like in your ear as i thrust myself into you.. “you like that, princess”.. “does it feel good right there, baby” .. “do you like this position, angel”.. “you’re taking it so well, pup”.. “you’re such a dirty slut”..