Are you Nigelous?

“Why would I need to do that? There wouldn’t be any elephants there, love.”

“Did you know that a giraffe’s tongue is so long, it can be used to clean their ears? Isn’t that fascinating? How convenient would that be?”

“Oh my, it seems I’ve gotten myself a bit lost.”

Blarghughlargs @ u all

“Fantastic work there Bam Bam, how about a little bamboo? I bet you’re hungry.”

Nigel is ecstatic! He’s going to introduce her to his family. He also has nicknamed her “Bam bam”.

“Woopsie daisy. How about we get you some bamboo my dear friend?”

“Smashing! Did you bring the bird seed I asked for?”

“Oh my goodness, isn’t this just smashing!” 

Makes loud and obnoxious Nigel noises at him tbh.

“Ah... it seems I’ve lost my knickers... how in blazes did that happen?”