bees knees

Mother Nature knew exactly what she was doing when she made berries

me @ myself: why is she doing this to herself

i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

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quick question: how the fuck do I get through the rest of my life like this

Satan: hey I bought your soul last month and- Me: no returns. Satan: please it’s making me sad.