Hello!! My name is Z or Mod Natsuki. I run the Mikaze discord and have decided to start this hcs blog! This will also slash as an ask blog so if you wanted to ask a certain character anything then feel free to! Although, I will ask that you specify what character you want to ask, such as “Hey Natsuki [insert question here]” for asks also try to make it one question for character and what not.
This is just a scenario blog, where we imagine various hijinks with all the boys! Feel free to ask about any boy from Heavens to Quartet night to STARISH, even characters such as Ringo and Ryuya will be accepted here. The only characters I’m unwilling to write are Raging and Shining for various reasons. However, they may be mentioned from time to time
☆This is not an x reader blog, DO NOT ASK FOR THEM
★I will not be accepting matchups either
☆This will be following the anime, with bits of the games sprinkled in
★THIS ISNT A SPOILER FREE ZONE!
☆Please try to keep everything pg-13 (this rule is allowed to be bent and broken but only in moderation)
☆Feel free to send shipping questions!
★No incest,anyone x Shining/Raging, some Nagi ships due to agegaps
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☆Triggering subjects will be specified
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SO! You do not need any knowledge on BNHA to read this, essentially the lads gain superpowers. This is kinda low-key inspired by @uta-no-sin-sama‘s Eri meeting utapri lads posts, bcs those were really cute and so I kinda started thinking about what Quirks would they have if in that universe.
In the BNHA world, you can have three types of quirks
Mutation
Emitter
Transformation
And I tried to stay away from anything TOO generic like pyrokinesis etc since that's just not very interesting. Also abilities like pyrokinesis kinda felt like cheating to me so yeah! I also didn't give anyone two abilities, since one.thats hard to think of and two. it didn't really feel fair to the rest of the boys. Though I could totally see a plot abt quirk marriages being somewhere, particularly with Ren or Masato.
Also names of quirks aren’t like too on the dot with certain quirks, BNHA kinda just goes on the rule of cool. Like how Zero gravity, would mean to make anything have zero gravity like none at all but gravity manipulation would be more on the dot for Uraraka
Otoya: Immortality (Mutation)
So its not immortality as in Otoya gets to never become old and can last through generations etc. Old age or diseases is essentially the only way that Otoya can die. All physical wounds are able to heal almost instantly and not scar. If Otoya repeatedly gets hurt in the same general area or sustains a life-threatening hit, that part will recover itself but it will also, become even stronger than it was originally for a certain period of time. EG. If Otoya ends up getting shot in the chest, that part where he got shot will be impenetrable for a few hours. Any area that gets a life-threatening wound, essentially gains a power-up.
I imagine him being a rescue hero, probably in fires as there is no real danger for him.
Drawbacks:
He still feels the pain of being hit just slightly numbed
Will be dizzy if he has taken too many hits
Has to eat a lot of food so the part that regrows is in peak condition
Not effective against diseases, poison, old age, etc
Also will need support equipment as he is basically quirkless if nobody tries stabbing him
Tokiya: Crystal manipulation (Emitter)
Its as the name suggests. He can generate large chunks of crystals. He can also determine their durability, transparency, heat absorption, etc though it does require heavy amounts of concentration to perfectly create what he wants. He also must know what compounds are in each crystal before recreating it. They are very good for barrier or even weapons. If Tokiya can properly train his quirk, he will be able to create objects rather than unrefined chunks.
I imagine him as a offence/rescue hero. As he is able to make crystal constructs to help people out fallen buildings etc. He is also capable in the offence style too as he could capture villains in a crystal construct much like Kamui Woods
Drawbacks:
Overuse causes Tokiya’s body to slowly crystallise, causing it to be frigid and flakey (also why he loves skincare products so much)
His hands may become slightly numb also if the quirk is overused
His body temperature may fluctuate greatly depending on the crystal he creates
Probably will be iron deficient if he isn't careful
Ren: Vixen (Emitter)
Essentially, he is able to brainwash anyone. The catch is that the more that they are attracted/attached to him, the more controlling the brainwashing is. It does not have to be specifically romantic attraction, however that is the most powerful brainwashing. If they have absolutely no feelings to him, then his quirk is essentially useless and he must initiate hand-to-hand combat. Even if the person hates him and absolutely wants Ren dead, then that is considered as an attachment as they have a relationship with Ren, even if it is a negative one. He is also able to direct everyone’s eyes onto him for a selected period of time
I see him as a support hero? As he would be excellent in interrogations. he would also be pretty good at infiltration missions. All I know is that he is definitely not an underground hero as the more eyes on him the better.
Drawbacks:
Not guaranteed to work every time
Must be able to see the person
Will get headaches, if overused
Masato: Mizu no tachi (Emitter)
He is the next demon slayer protagonist. Anyways, Masato is able to encase anything with water of any temperature. His go-to is infusing a katana with scalding water. It is very effective. He is able to infuse anything though, so I guess if you ever want a water barrier, Masato is your guy. He must be able to touch it with both his hands in order to encase it with water though. After encasing it, he is allowed to let go and it'll still have its water encasement.
Another person who would be good for interrogations. He is a mainly offence hero though, he is more underground compared to the other boys.
Drawbacks:
If Masato uses a certain temperature for too long, he might get burned/hypothermia
Constantly need to hydrate (drink water kiddos)
His eyesight may get blurry if overused
Syo: Karma (Mutation)
Honestly, I didn't know how to categorise it as it doesn't change him, but he also doesn't constantly emit karma. Essentially, Syo is able to perform a counter. If he tanks anything, he is able to reflect it at double to dose. It’ll even work for healing, if he is healed then he can heal someone else at double the efficiency. Same thing for things like poison and etc. With attacks, he was granted a fairly sturdy body in terms of physical aptitude, his training has only increased that. He is also able to take some hits with the assistance of support items.
Drawbacks:
Is not invincible
Has the risk of dying to the first attack
Not always the most effective quirk around
Can only stockpile the heals/attacks for so long
Has a chance of going into shock if the attack is really strong
Natsuki: Astraeus (Emitter)
He is able to summon different zodiac constellations. Essentially if he summons Leo against a person who is a Leo then its very effective. If he doesn't know what star sign a person is, then he’ll summon Gemini (Satsuki). Due to the fact that Natsuki is a gemini, Satsuki is his most powerful. Natsuki also is naturally pretty strong too so he is proficient at hand-to-hand combat. He typically just uses hand to hand combat when on the job.
Drawbacks:
If one of his summonings is defeated, it’ll take a day for him to summon it back
Natsuki will start seeing double and hearing voices if his quirk is overused
Will also start feeling faint
Must know the constellation before being able to summon it
Cecil: Shapeshifting (Transformation)
Cecil is able to transform into any living, moving thing. He enjoys transforming into a cat for the heightened vision and nimble body. He can transform into practically anything as long as he know the exact anatomy of the animal. He would be a really good scout, as he is able to track down villains and locate them but is also able to spy and provide surveillance.
Drawbacks:
Will not work under certain circumstances
Must have a clear mind to visualise the animal
Must eat a lot to be able to transform (the bigger the animal, the more he has to eat)
The drawbacks of animals also apply to him (being a dog when around Present Mic)
If not fully concentrating, there is a possibility that he’ll go berserk
Reasons for why I chose the quirks I did
Otoya:
I wanted something that felt protagy? Like a main boy would be able to have it and deal with the short comings etc
Also wanted something that could be angsty
Tokiya:
Wanted something that seemed like it could be recommended as in the series, Tokiya is usually a cut above the rest and what not.
He is also always associated with crystals and what not.
His quirk was kinda inspired by Mars from Black Clover
Ren:
Wanted something to help with his flirty nature but not too sexual so hypnosis worked well
Was somewhat inspired by Ren in Cecil’s route (the Satan one)
Also wanted something a people’s person would have and could work with
Masato:
water
swords
he gets a water sword
Natsuki:
Was the first one I thought off
Wanted something to do with constellations
Also wanted a connection with Satsuki
Was the last quirk to have a name finalised tho
Syo:
Wanted a fighting type of quirk? Idk a counter just seemed cool tbh
Cecil:
Shapeshifting just fits tbh
Other options of Quirks
Otoya:
Pyrokensis (Too generic, op & similar to the Todoroki’s)
Tokiya:
Something music related (Was too generic to all of the guys)
Ren:
Precision aiming ( something to do with darts) Was cut due to being too similar to Edgeshot’s quirk
Hey hey! Been awhile huh? So…SL IS FUCKING SHUTTING DOWN. But if you can PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO WHAT YOU CAN TO SUPPORT. A lot of various archives, collections and petitions have been going around particularly on Twitter. If you don’t have a Twitter/don’t use it, dm me and I’ll send you petitions or the archives myself.
One of my friends is collecting shining live profiles in order to avoid them from poofing into existence. PLEASE our cutoff date is around November 30 as thats when special gachas and prism purchases will end and essentially every card will be free. So please do what you can. If you want to help but can’t let me know and I’ll do what I can
Trying to make a compilation of as many global SL profiles as I can, please spread this around.
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Howdy! Have you heard of Genshin impact? If so, what kind of visions do you think would starish, quartet night and heavens have?
Hello there! Yes, I know of Genshin Impact! I play quite a lot. I've wondered myself on what kind of Visions the boys would have. X3
I tried fitting STARISH and HEAVENS into all the 7 Elements since there are 7 members for each group. Though there were a few toss-up’s in STARISH as opposed to HEAVENS. >w>;;;
☆ What Kind of Visions Would STARISH, QUARTET NIGHT, and HEAVENS have? ☆
ANOTHER ENTRY IN THE SERIES NOBODY ASKED FOR BUT IT JUST KEEPS COMING OUT.
Eiji:What scares you?
Reiji:A gun and Myu with a gun
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Reiji:Dear lord, will Ai Ai ever love me the way I love him?
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Reiji:Why the heck are we so low??
Ai:Not as low as your iq
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Ren:Taco bell gives you teleportation powers
Syo:How??
Ren:I’ll wake up next day in the hospital
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Ranmaru: So how’s the porridge tasting? Oh wait I don’t know because I’m still eating chips
Reiji: JUST BECAUSE IM SICK DOESNT MEAN I CANT DO ANYTHING
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Yamato: I would eat Ai’s hair, looks like cotton candy
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Syo:YOU BROKE IN
Natsuki:Politely :)
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Otoya, going over to kill a spider:Okay okay, I got this
Otoya, after he slammed down and it jumped off: Okay, I don’t got this
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Ren:Ran-chan saltiness is enough to give McDonald’s a run for their money
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Reiji:Did you know that you can tell a person by their emojis?
Reiji:As you can see Nattsun here is a very lovey dovey person whoooo is very wholesome and innocent while Eiichan…likes to emotionally dance...
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Tokiya:Do you even have a source for this?
Ren:The source is just trust me
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Syo:Why not just take Quartet night hiking?
Ranmaru:We can’t, Reiji is like 98, he’ll die out there
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Syo:How did you even do that cm to ft conversion in your head?
Ren:I’m a k-pop stan
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Tomochika:Let’s go lesbians!!
Haruka:Oh right I’m a lesbian...
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Ringo:This is an educational Netflix, purely educational…Yep!
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Syo:Nobody has to cater to your ideas
Ren:Two people already have
Syo:Fuck you
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Tokiya:Aijima-san…what do you mean by you want to dress up as a minion and steal the moon
Cecil: :)
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Eiji:How is school Nagi?
Nagi:Someone stole the entire toilet
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Otoya:Is Natsuki not allowed a MacBook?
Syo:He microwaved his last one so he isn’t allowed anymore
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Masato:PROCREATION. IS. A. SIN.
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Syo: Ren saying that he is just daddy Devito
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Reiji, calling ai: Aiai I really need your help, I need legal advice. Myu is interrogating me, what do I do-
Ai:Die *hangs up*
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Haruka:He made me a poem 🥺
Tomochika:You get a poem and I get a quiz in the morning, what is this??
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Natsuki:Awwww it’s so cute! Look at the stickers
Ranmaru:Did Syo give you those?
Natsuki:Yep!
Ranmaru:Get that shit away from me
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Ranmaru:Where was my happy birthday yesterday bitch?
Yamato:….Happy birthday…?
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Ren:Don’t give me love at first sight, give me love at first ass kicking
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Eiichi:Sometimes Van will be like, Eiichi, I’m sad. I’ll be like what’s wrong? And he’ll just not respond back
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Tomochika:I wasn’t that drunk
Haruka:You drank so much that you challenge the boys to a push up competition
Tomochika:….D-Did I win?
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Eiji:Look at that…beautiful Manhattan
Yamato:Wow San Francisco is pretty
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Reiji:We get along so well!
Ai:Ranmaru and Camus get along as well as a house on fire
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Van:First rule of skincare is to uh... have skin
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Otoya:You just gotta be your best prawn!
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Masato:Okay we are now called yearbook planning.
Ren:NOO we could’ve been furry friends!
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Yamato:What is that called? The lab apron thingy
Nagi:First, science tower and now a fricking lab apron???
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Otoya:What’s a female bull?
Syo:A COW???
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Syo:When did they get so many children
Ren:Children are just unlock-able DLC
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Natsuki:Ringo sensei, what does exclude mean?
Ringo:…you mean exude??
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Tomochika:Yeah you would see Otoya sitting down next to Haruka in the pool and being like “…hey 👉👈” all shy. While like I’m drowning in the background
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Nagi: That’ll cost you $100!
Syo: But I gave you a kit Kat yesterday???
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Otoya:Natsuki is like a care bear, I can’t let him down
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Natsuki:I used to own spiders!
Masato:…like willingly??
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Tokiya:What is that in your hand?
Otoya:A kiwi
Tokiya:And what are you allergic to
Otoya:Kiwi- ah I do see why I’m coughing so much now yeah
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Syo:You got me a thesaurus for my birthday
Ren:And look where you are in English!!
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Yamato:I am…
Nagi:A monkey. Thats exactly what you are
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Van:DONT SHOOT THE CIVILIANS!!
Ai:Oh.
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Ren:Is the hot chocolate finally settling in?
Otoya:I realised I’m lactose intolerant
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Van:You just like Naruto bcs of the sexyjitsu
Ren:No I like the sexy Sasuke
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Yamato:We aren’t dating though?
Van:We aren’t yet
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Reiji:So I’m there and I’m tearing up a little. Then I start tearing up a lot
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Yamato:My name is Yamato like as in Yamato
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Masato:Never say de-SU, say des
Ren:Are you supposed to tell me that my animal and mangos are lying to me?
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Reiji:Yeah, my mum hasn’t booked it yet, she forgot
Tokiya:Kotobuki you’re like 36 and your mum still books appointments for you?
Reiji:Yeah, she’s nice. I love her
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Syo:Would you kiss Ai for a million dollars?
Reiji:Like what type of kiss are we talking about?
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Van:I don’t bite, I might bark
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Otoya:What’s an ancient artefact?
Ranmaru:Shining.
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Ranmaru:I’ll fucking snatch that weave
Ringo:You can’t, it’s super glued on
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Syo:He thinks he is cool if he acts like a Soundcloud rapper
Ranmaru:What was that?
Syo:I don’t know, maybe your hearing is going off
Ranmaru:Shall we take this outside?
Syo:I don’t think you could handle me with your old bones
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Yamato:Shion says that I smell like-
Nagi:You smell?
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Otoya:Sniff me up!
Nagi:I would rather not
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Van:Luigi almost died!
Yamato:IM NOT LUIGI
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Ren:When in doubt, put it in your mouth!
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Shining:Come along now kids, let’s take drugs!
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Cecil:I’ll get my friend to posses you
Ranmaru:Who the fuck is your friend? Casper the ghost?? Get out of here.
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Reiji:I can’t handle this anymore! At least Danny Devito would treat me well!
Ranmaru:Why the fuck do you keep mentioning Danny Devito???
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Masato:We are trying to teach Cecil Japanese, he knows mango so far
Natsuki:So pretty good start!
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Ren:In MILFs we trust
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Ren:Cmon sir, sing fergious for us to jog our memory
Ryuya:Are you sure? *sings a bit*
Ren:Nevermind, never sing again.
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Ren:My mum was a straight A student. Who did Tango, volleyball, basketball, music, knew 8 languages. volunteering at the church, hospital, charities. Has a duo major at Uni. Has two businesses. Is a professional beautician, baker and chef. Went to nationals for debating
Reiji:My mum used to steal fruit-
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Otoya, talking about Natsuki and Syo: I wonder how they’re so close. Did they come out of the womb holding hands???
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Natsuki:Tell Otoya kun, I’m making a bird cage!
Tokiya:Why?
Natsuki:Because I like Syo-chan! :D
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Kei:We already know Reiji started the assignment. He’s a fucking gronk like that
Reiji,mouthing to Aine as soon as Kei turns around: I haven’t started at all
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Reiji:I’m so screwed
Otoya:Why do you say that?
Reiji:I feel it in my bones
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Otoya:No please not the country music!! Oh wait it’s Ed sheeran
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Otoya, meeting Masato: Edna????
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Eiichi:LEOS club but with a g
Yamato:Geos club?
Nagi:No you idiot it was the Lego club
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Reiji:What’s no.6?
Aine:Guitar
Reiji:No but like how do you write guitar in English
Aine:WHY CAN YOU WRITE IT IN JAPANESE BUT NOT ENGLISH??
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Tokiya:Can I ask you something?
Ren:I’m not marrying you
Tokiya:Ew
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Syo:Do you know what Ren does to try to stop talking like Van? He becomes a furry
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Ranmaru:Sitting next to someone with COVID is better then sitting next to a furry
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Ranmaru: See she’s even praying for you, pick a goddamn struggle Reiji
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Ren: See plan B is I become a rapper. I already got a job and like I can sing too. I’m a triple threat
Do people mind if I start posting my edits onto this blog as well? I know its supposed to be a hcs blog but like its kinda morphed into a general utapri thing tbh. Just my utapri thoughts that aren't meme images. It’ll mostly be like headers or wallpapers and stuff idk.
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Reiji trying to pitch a music video concept to a room of directors, important people and the rest of Quartet Night. It goes like clockwork. Reiji is just like “I have a proposal.” Everyone simultaneously groans or stays silent. Either or is probably not a good sign but Reiji goes with it anyway. Ranmaru is the first to speak up. “Does it have anything to do with us being shirtless?” Reiji immediately slams his hands down on the table and points at Ranmaru, “Damn straight it does!”
Everyone tries to get Reiji out of thinking they should do the next Magic Mike but Reiji shoots every single one of them down by saying “Think of the sale!”
I genuinely think money is the only way to get Shining to agree with upping the rating to what the heck Quartet Crown is.
Hello! Love to see a new blog! Good luck with future works~
How about Quartet Night + how would they kiss you?
im sorry this took so long but!!! im alive!!!!! and thank you thank you i hope to try and keep the utapri fandom alive lol
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QUARTET NIGHT KISS HEADCANONS
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Reiji Kotobuki
now we all know how flirty reiji is lol so he would definitely not hold back in a kiss
he would give it his all because he wants to show you just how much he loves you!
verrrryyyyy teasy too, he likes to brush his lips right against yours but not kiss you juuuuuust yet
but when you pout at him he gives in lol
if you kiss him first he calls you naughty or bad but obviously in a playful way and not a mean way, he just likes to tease you
hes very needy and affectionate so expect lots of kisses whenever and wherever, such as gentle hand kisses in public and more intense making out when you two are alone ;)
Ranmaru Kurosaki
first thing im gonna say is this man is rough and sloppy as hell lol
he tries his best he really does (and that isnt to say hes a bad kisser at all) but he just has a lot of heat and emotion that he cant really hold back, especially around you
he is literally the type of the guy to be like. really passionate and rough and the second you two are alone he grabs you and kisses you hard lol
really impatient and doesnt like being teased also, not a big fan of teasing you either cuz he just goes for it most of the time
kisses you everywhere ;) like literally all over
but can be gentle if you ask him to!! he just needs to be taught a little bit lol
Ai Mikaze
this boy is definitely sooo gentle but also doesnt have a lot of experience with kissing people (or anything really)
not quite sure what to do at first and if you ask him to be more dominant he will genuinely try but still not really know what to do so fair warning he might accidentally shove his tongue down your throat
but once he gets the hang of it hes sooooo gentle, really big on forehead kisses and hand kisses and cute stuff like that
but as he gets more experienced he also gets more confident and takes the initiative to kiss you more
kinda forgets that you have to breathe sometimes so be careful lol
overall hes gentle but can be spicy when he needs to be!
Camus
MAN
will literally change his style and technique into anything you want in order to please you
gentle kisses? he goes into butler mode
rough kisses? he gets all dominant and shit like its nothing
but when you leave it up to him to decide hes kind of in between those two extremes, but he really just seeks to please you
he definitely like to place a hand under your chin and tilt your head up to face him 100% guaranteed
ROT are going grocery shopping and they stop to pick up some eggs and other stuff. While waiting in line, Otoya is just like “watch this” and grabs a couple of eggs and starts juggling them. He then proceeds to immediately crack one of the eggs by squeezing it too hard right as they were about to paid. The cashier then went back to tell the tale at a local bar that popular idol Otoya Ittoki for some reason really loves juggling, and spread a photo of Tokiya’s immense disappointment as Reiji is impressed, confused and deeply shocked at the events that have occur that Saturday
One day, when Tokiya is treating a female co-worker to lunch, STARISH ends up at the same restaurant as Tokiya, either by coincidence or planning who is to say. In the not so distant background, you can see STARISH trying to complete a mass food eating challenge as Masato and Tokiya pretend to not know them. Tokiya highkey just diverts the topic if the co-worker asks about it.
Ren is talking about how he kinda feels pregnant as Tokiya sighs loudly to try to talk over whatever Ren is saying.
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So basically, I kinda got lazy and decided to just mass post all of them bcs my list is getting rlly long and it would taken a rlly long time to post all of these quotes one by one. Here is pt 3 of a series nobody asked for!
Ren:I want a rule for ASS but unfortunately there isn’t
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Camus: Building children has ethical issues
Reiji: I mean I would sure HOPE so
Ai: Huh-
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Otoya: Are you okay Rei chan? You look sad
Reiji: Yeah I’m okay! Y’know I’m pretty happy!
Otoya: Are you?
Reiji: …okay actually…I’m.. I’m just sad
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Starish: Happy birthday to you!!
Tokiya: I swear, if I walk into a room and you sing this song when it’s not even my birthday for the next god damn time. I’m going to lose it
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Reiji: *drops the pickle jar* Oh….you didn’t see that did you?
Ranmaru: I did
Reiji: That’s kinda of embarrassing…
Ranmaru: Yeah it is
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Camus: I believe there is something wrong with our group
Ranmaru: Yeah it’s you
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Reiji: I’m smiling but on the inside the more I think, the more I want to die
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Ranmaru: HEY CAMUS YOU BITCH
Librarian: *shushing him*
Ranmaru: Hey Camus, you bitch
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Camus: You really think you can get out of this?
Reiji: …I made cinnamon rolls yesterday (*⁰▿⁰*)
Camus: AND YOU DIDN’T THINK TO GIVE ME ANY?
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Reiji: What is this image?
Camus: A smug look
Ranmaru: Oh it’s your face
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Ranmaru: You ask Reiji, “Why do you always cry?”, and he’ll fucking cry
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Otoya: They ask what type of people I’m friends with!
Syo: *looks intensely at Ren* Oh boy, do I wonder
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Reiji: Wait wait, I need to count my money real quick
Ranmaru: You can count?
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Yamato: You have an anniversary every year?
Nagi: …that’s when anniversaries happen
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Reiji: If I wanna be hit by a car, I wanna hit by a car stylishly
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Reiji: Milk tea?! Ranran, we are getting some!
Ranmaru: Sure I’ll go with you, I guess
Reiji: No! I’ll bring it to you so I look like a good best friend
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Otoya: Rei chan says that Myu is nice!
Ranmaru: Not looking
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Otoya: Syo??? What happened?? You’re all bruised!
Syo: Look man don’t judge victory
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Yamato: I can’t read this…
Nagi: Then don’t
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Reiji: Mouuu! I barely see Myu anymore!
Camus: It should stay like that
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Reiji: I threw Doritos at crows to befriend them….then they flew away
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Reiji: Does it count as vehicular manslaughter if you die?
Ranmaru: …to what?…Reiji what are you implying
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Reiji: Yknow I only hate myself the normal amount. What did I do to deserve this? *is tied up*
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Nagi: Have you ever wondered why you are so mean?
Camus: What do you mean
Nagi: Fullstop.
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Reiji: Sometimes you just gotta…take a deep breath and give up
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Ryuya: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Ren: Be a thot
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Ringo: Okay! Here is your test and I shall….pray you’ll actually get decent scores…
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Ryuya: So what do you think is the issue of the question? Actually, you guys have quite a few issues….
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Reiji: You dropped this King 👑
Camus: Thanks peasant, here are your rations for the week 🥜
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Ren: Tell me you are poor without telling me you are poor
Reiji: …I don’t own word 360…
Ren: Bukki…do..do you want me to buy it for you???
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Ren: *gets a quiz answer correct* Ayo, too good
Syo: *sarcasm* Yeah I’m sure you are
Ren: *immediately gets the next one wrong*
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Otoya: Yay!!! I’m not dumb!!! Oh wait I forgot to put down my name…
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Ren: So, I’m going to ignore your advice and go for it anyway
Ai: You’ll regret it
Ren: I already do
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Syo, teaching Masato how to use google docs: Everyday, technology surprises you more and more
Masato: Really?
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Ren: Give me a sad Bruno Mars songs
Van: Heartbreak anniversary?
Ren: Bitch that isn’t Bruno
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Ren: You see how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless ✨
Masato: Or you’re worth nothing
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Ren: I will tell you that Aimi will kill you for that
Syo: Don’t tell- Ah fuck I forgot he was in the call with us…ehehehehe heeeeeeeey Ai….
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Ren: I played Shining live; worst decision of my life.
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Ranmaru: We are going to fucking be having this conversation in two weeks
Cecil: *crying*
Ranmaru: YOU BETTER DO IT
Syo: Uh…what is happening?
Reiji: Ranran is trying to talk to Cesshi about the future…
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Ranmaru: These fists are fucking rated e for everyone. Except for Otoya, he is great
Reiji: What about me Ranran?
Ranmaru: It’s fucking rated e for especially you
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Tokiya: Kotobuki-senpai…why are you on the floor?
Reiji: ….I laughed too hard when Renren gave a deez nuts joke to Ranran and hit my leg…
Tokiya: How old even are you??
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Otoya: Masato, why aren’t you and Ren friends anymore?
Masato: He scammed me out of 1 dollar, I think that’s when our friendship ended
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Syo: LOOK I WAS 8 YEARS OLD AND MAD
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Reiji: I’m back!!!
Rest of QN: Oh god
Reiji: Ehhh?! What would you do without me!!
Ranmaru: Live a normal life
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Aine: What if I just wanna be happy?
Shining: Happiness is not allowed
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Reiji: See~ I’m not like the other girls. All of quartet night hate me. Including myself
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Ranmaru: I would rather drop my firstborn child then drop my food
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Yamato: I thought you said that you would name your girl Bru???
Tokiya: What?? Why? What if I had a boy?
Cecil: Name it Gru!!
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Ranmaru: Whatever is happening over there, I don’t want any fucking part in it
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Ai: Do you even know who you are?
Ranmaru: Not a fucking psychiatrist, that’s what
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Van: Yeah the keychain was like four dollars or something
Reiji: I remember when I scanned Aine’s hand and it said he was worth four dollars
Otoya: …Are you okay Rei chan?
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Ranmaru: You seriously have fucking problems
Reiji: Ah! Thank you for noticing!!
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Cecil: I wonder how Shion is able to sleep this much
Eiichi: Hibernation is what we assume
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Nagi: I can’t even hear anything!!
Syo: It’s retribution for being an iPad kid
Nagi: Sleep with one eye open
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Ranmaru: Camus, if you were on life support, I would pull the plug
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Shion: *yawn* I’m going to get breakfast
Nagi: Breakfast??? It’s three in the afternoon??
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Ranmaru: The extent that you like sweets is less of a guilty pleasure and more of a fucking criminal pleasure
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Ai: Reiji, I feel as though your life is a car crash that somehow was able to parallel park
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*talking about games*
Ren: And like they have a religion about a dead dragon, like it’s dead?? What is it even going to do
Ai: You do realise that Jesus is dead and that you are Christian, right?
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Natsuki: Ringo-sensei! I think Masato-kun is killing Ren-kun!
Ringo: I- Repeat that
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Otoya: Oh! Can you get me a water bottle from the fridge, Ranmaru senpai?
Ranmaru: Sure, I’m going there ,anyways.
Reiji: Can you get me one too, Ranran?
Ranmaru: Go fucking get one yourself, you idiot
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Natsuki: Ne ne! Cecil!! True or false-
Cecil: Yes!
Ranmaru: The FUCK does that even mean
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Ai: Did something happen? You seem more energetic nowadays
Reiji: Thanks, it’s the anxiety
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Reiji: We can always count on the count to count but he better make this one count otherwise it won’t count to the counter counting the counters that the count counts!
Camus: I hope you realise how much I absolutely despise you
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Reiji: It’s illegal to own people, Myu
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Nagi: C’mon Eiichi! Just let me do it! I’ve been waiting my entire life for this
Syo: How old even are you?
Nagi: 13!
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Van, recording a tik tok: Cmon Kira chan! Sing along, Mr sandman, man me a sand- *walks into a wall*
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Syo: How is it that you are able to eat a pudding everyday single day
Nagi: Sometimes it’s two!
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Reiji: I’m really feeling targeted…
Ranmaru: It’s because you are
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Reiji: Oh Ryuya senpai! I’m with Kei…and Aine’s dead body
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Ranmaru: Your music tastes sound like a fucking Russian Uber driver that doesn’t even own Spotify premium
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Reiji: When I start thinking really hard, I start to scream
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Tokiya: Aijima-san..what is that on the floor?
Cecil: A pentagram!
Tokiya: Why?
Cecil: The muses told me to make one!
Tokiya: I hope you do realise that is the Star of David
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Van: tO tHE lEFt, tO thE leFt
Nagi: If Van keeps singing, I’ll be forced to take further action against him
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Nagi: I’ll give you a reason to see a doctor alright *reloads nerf gun*
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Nagi: Yamato forced me to work out with him so immediately after we finished I passed out and angrily ate gummy bears
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Ranmaru: I would fucking rather my local restaurant chef to be more passionate then my dentist
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Cecil: The muses say it’s not time to release the wasps
Syo: WHEN IS THE TIME TO RELEASE THE WASPS????
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Ranmaru: If you ask me what should you order from a restaurant, don’t. That’s a fight between you and god.
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Reiji: I can always tell what Myu is thinking! If he is holding a gun, he is probably angry
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Reiji: You’re gonna hate me for this but-
Ranmaru: I already hate you
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Ryuya: So..Do you prefer online learning or face to face?
Ren: Both are the same to me, I don’t listen either way
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Ren: I would allow my kids to be anything unless it’s becoming a league of legends player
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Syo: I- Cecil we said squats not magic
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Reiji: I really don’t know what’s your problem with Renren
Ranmaru: Ren will literally do anything to spite me. I dislike a romance movie? He decides to be an ass and play another one
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Tokiya: Very well then, lets do a poll
Natsuki: Okay!
Tokiya: Shinomiya-san, voting for everything will not help
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Reiji: Awww, Ranran is such a tsundere
Ranmaru: I’m not a tsundere, I actually hate you
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Nagi: Can I say? Just saw god, a little disappointed if I’m being honest
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Reiji: Y’know we’re stressed, depressed and overdressed
Masato: …Kotobuki-san
Reiji: But at least it looks like we got it together
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Nagi: You want a hug in this economy??? That’s like 3 million dollars, pay up
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Ranmaru: So…uh…you want a beer?
Reiji: RANRAN HE IS 6!!
Ranmaru: I don’t know??? What the fuck else am I suppose to talk about
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Cecil: Obama once said “Hakuna Matata”
Ranmaru: That was definitely not Obama
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Reiji: Look at us! We started at the bottom now we’re-
Ranmaru: Still there
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Ringo: Anyone want to guess who this is
Natsuki: Leonardo devinci!!!!
Ringo: …this is Leonardo Dicaprio
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Otoya: Awww Masato is going to be alone. Both me and Natsuki have to go somewhere and Cecil is sick…
Natsuki: At least you’ll have Ren-kun to sit next to!
Masato: Yeah no, absolutely not
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Interviewer: What is one thing you think is a good trait within your group mates
Ai: Well, Camus is a mysterious person, he’ll know your deepest secrets. Ranmaru is street smart, he knows his way around. Reiji has a Netflix account.
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Ranmaru: If we are having an argument, we will continue having the argument until I win or one of us dies
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Ryuya: Could you guys not play uno in my class?
Aine: Oh is it my turn?
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Tokiya, standing in a room with party poppers and balloons: Guys, my birthday isn’t today. It’s in two days
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Ren: As commemoration for our ten year friendship, I’ll give you $10. A dollar for each year
Masato: I would like to refund you
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Syo: Reiji senpai, what is something you regret?
Reiji: Uhhh…probably gaining a conscious
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Syo: Sir thinks that’s you called him stinky because you gifted him shampoo and last year Ren gave him a toothbrush
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Ringo: I’m sick of you guys not doing any work, this lesson we are actually gonna settle down and do the work.
Also Ringo: *hands out a word search*
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Nagi: Remember when van’s hair was bad? Oh wait you don’t need to even remember it
Van: :(
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Ren: We are all sans undertale on the inside
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Van: Yeah I cheat at games? What are you going to do? Call me a bitch? Wait don’t do that, I’ll cry
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Ringo: So, we aren’t going to be having class next Monday
Otoya: Oh…so are we having class on Monday?
Ringo: Otoya think about what I said for about two minutes and you’ll probably figure it out
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Nagi: I’ve learned that I’m more concerned about you more than ever. You done a lot of things, you’ve talked about your toes, you showed your toes, you asked people to touch your toes. YOU’RE WEIRD VAN
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Syo: *tries to throw the water bottle in the bin and fails, landing it on Otoya’s lap*
Otoya,soaked: I’m not hydrophobic????
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Ren: Yeah we spent like two periods talking about Universities and stuff
Syo: No?? You guys were literally talking about Batman, I heard you guys
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Ren: Yeah they let Ochibi-chan in the canteen cause he looks like a Year 7. They told me to fuck off though
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Ren: Ahh Bukki, what’s your favourite anime?
Reiji: Ummmmm Scooby doo?
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Syo: Do you think you’re ready for the test?
Otoya: Yeah! I forgot my calculator….
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Syo: I think I got 25 questions wrong….
Tokiya: There were only 25 questions
Syo: Exactly
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Tokiya: What did you even lose?
Reiji: My dignity
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Yamato: Just because you’re correct doesn’t mean it’s right
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Ren: Looks like someone didn’t looks at the rules before we started playing UNO
Yamato: I didn’t know there WERE RULES???
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Ren, holding an anime boy body pillow: I DIDN’T STEAL HIM! HE IS MINE! I BROUGHT HIM LEGALLY
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Eiichi: I love everyone in HEAVENS equally, especially Eiji
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Otoya: How was your school holidays Ren?
Ren: Everyday I’m reminded that it’s a day closer to having to see Ryuya again
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Yamato: If you use all your money then you won’t have to worry about how to spend it!
Nagi: I hope you never become a financial advisor
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Syo: Ai left me on read..
Ren: Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, ghosted
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Eiichi: They said switching to orange juice from coffee would be good for me and makes me feel happier, but i think thats just the whiskey
How likely I would be to beating each of the teams
Because I thought it would be funny, idk shining probably made us do it
ROT:I think I could beat them, I mean it’s just Hannah Montana, Goro Akechi and Otoya. Otoya would be the biggest challenge but I don’t think he would want to hurt me so YKnow. 8/10
Badass team:To take this team down, you gotta take down the lackeys first. Masato and Ren, idk how we would defeat them but I’m sure there are ways. Ranmaru is less of a challenge without his lackeys but that doesn’t mean he isn’t a challenge at all. Give him cats and distract him or something. 5/10
Cute team:I’m dead. That’s it. There is no way I could beat Satsuki/Natsuki, Ai and Syo. Like badass team you gotta defeat the lackeys but like the lackeys this time, they have no weaknesses. You try to splash water on Ai? Suddenly, Natsuki and Syo are jumping in front of him save the President style. Ai event/10
Royal team:Let them beat each other up first, then like splash water on the one who lives. Camus lives? Splash water on him and he is more likely to freeze the next time he attacks. Cecil lives? Splash water on him boom he is dead wow. 10/10
