Cheney is My Favorite Holiday

I love my dog. If ever I cry, he collects up dirty socks and brings them to me. They’re his favourite thing in the world and they make him happy, so they’ll make me happy too. He’s a good boy.

baby: m…..m…. mo…. morgan in the box wambach in the box… here comes the cross……. oH ITS IN!!!!!! ALEX MORGAN HAS DONE IT! BARELY 30 SECONDS TO GO! ITS 4-3 TO THE UNITED STATES! TEARS ON THE FACE OF ABBY WAMBACH… ALEX MORGAN HASNT SCORED SINCE THE OPENING MATCH AGAINST FRANCE AND SHE JUST MAY HAVE PUT THE UNITED STATES IN THE GOLD MEDAL MATCH AGAINST JAPAN ON THURSDAY 

actually can’t believe this legend, ball of sunshine & incredible person is retiring. sad day :(

Pet Peeves: Men Who Are Uncomfortable With Their Sexuality

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we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Save of the match. 

 Robo-Carlos strikes again +

Aww

Just Alex Morgan things