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usuallydecaffeinatedmage replied to your post:
"Beets."
"Beets, who?"
"Beets me!"
[[LIKE FOR A BAD JOKE IN YOUR INBOX]]
The Seeker held her stare as he told the joke, lips hardly twitching in something that resembled a smile, distantly, and only for a moment before fading.
”That was terrible.”
Her pause had him readying himself for a punch to the face, though instead he felt a rush of triumph at not only the lack of pain, but that slight twitch in the woman's expression. "True, but a life without jokes, good or bad, is like an arrow with no head. Pointless."
❝ Don’t be. I think most people don’t even are about my name at all. They are to pleased about address- ing me with a title. Except those who remember where I’m coming from — but they are actually worse.
❝ Excuse me I have to ask, but… were you part of the mages who came from Redcliffe, or… have you been among the mages who tried their luck on their own? ❞
"... Yikes..."
"Definitely not part of the ones from Redcliffe. I've been on my own for... I want to say a year now? All of us gathering in one place seemed... I don't know, pretty irresponsible?"

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"Etch who?" And in an instant he thinks he knows where this is going but he waits for the mage to answer anyway.
The mage's eyes lit up as though he had been given a gift. He coughed back a laugh and grinned. "Bless you!"
"…"
"Brilliant! I need to remember that one."
Ellesi gave a short bow and grinned
"Oh please do! And spread it around like the priests do with the Chant of Light. "
"Little old lady, who?"
"Oh! I didn't know you could yodel!"
runawaydalish replied to your post: "Alright, stop me if you’ve heard this...
"…Who’s there?" Is he trying to make up for trying to bite the human’s head off the first time they spoke? Slightly. He just wouldn’t admit that.
Ellesi smiles and clears his throat. "Etch."
"I won’t. Who’s there?"
"Little old lady."

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"Alright, stop me if you've heard this one. Knock Knock."
"…Yeah. I’ll be fine." He tilted his head to stare at the man. "You’re just loud and… loud humans aren’t good for elves."
"What do you- Oh. OH! Maker! Right! Well, I'm an ass. So I'm Ellesi, and I'm terribly sorry."
Tavi shook his head slightly, shoulders coming up a bit defensively but at least seemed to calm down a little. ”…Sorry I guess. Didn’t mean to ruin your joke.”
Ellesi waved his hand dismissing the apology with a smile. "Don't worry about it. I keep forgetting my brand of humor isn't for everyone... Though I am sorry for scaring you for a moment there. You going to be okay?"
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It was breathtaking really, the view of the mountains as he walked though the gates of Skyhold. He had only seen pictures and read about the sight of them during his time in the tower, though neither seemed to do the white crested peaks justice. He doubted if he even knew the words that could. Ellesi could only stand and stare in awe of the scenery, vaguely aware that he looked like a gaping idiot, but couldn't bring himself to care. "Andraste's mercy... Is this even real?"
2015 Bad Joke No. 12
Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a frog who keeps offending people!
Doctor: Well, I...
Patient: But I'm only croaking!

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[[Sorry for vanishing for a week, injured my hand hand pretty badly and ran into some life issues. ANYWHO I'M BACK]]