2 glam 2 give a damn

“It’s okay to cry.” 

You didn’t put a ship for this so I did speeding bullet bc otp. Hope u like it!

[bruce remembers that time that thor tried to drink milk upside down on the couch and accidentally waterboarded himself and coughed for ten seconds before trying it again]

bruce: it’s alright i guess

bruce: what’s it like being married to a wizard?

Peter: hold on lemme ask wizard dad /calls/

Fury: wizard what

Peter: wizard dad said no and that you should’ve called him first because it’s about the multiverse and he said to quote “Am I a joke to you”

Fury : i

Stephen: What does it say?

Peter: “Tony’s bi.”

Stephen, pointing at the empty chair beside him without missing a beat: Right here.

Tony, not breaking eye contact: *kicks chair over*

Stephen:

Tony:

Stephen:

Tony: Come on, please.

Stephen: Fine.

75: “You make me feel alive.” 

I got a bit sappy with this one but I hope you like it :)