usagijack.

@usagijack Just some cute Jude Law for you.

This was nice to come back to

“I WILL FITS”

not all heroes wear capes

Big sit energy

@toorealtooyoung @nonfunctionalqueer

Oh my fuck I just spit my drink everywhere

I’m in fucking tears

I ugly laughed

this deadass sounds like a fic plot

NATHANIEL I CANNOT BELIEVE

@usagijack 💀💀

🤣

hOLY SHIT BARBIE <3 <3

Dang, Barbie. Thank you!

@toorealtooyoung

this gets funnier every year 

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME

OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.

oh my god

Reblogging for the last comment.

Okay, but for real—I’m a librarian and I get shit like this all the fucking time and I have to be so polite about it, like “Well, actually, that theory has been largely been debunked and is not supported by the scientific community, so perhaps it might be easier in terms of fulfilling the parameters of the assignment if you were to take the opposite stance for your paper?” when really I just want to scream for twenty minutes like Jake Peralta with a guitar. 

HAHAHAHA it’d be funny if there weren’t measles outbreaks everywhere.