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Reminder: this is how you steal an election.

Gerymandering is rearranging the electoral regions in order to manipulate the vote in favour of one party

This is virtually always racialized as Hell too, aiming to disenfranchise and minimize the political weight of communities of color, particularly those in urban areas.

i am overcome

Today’s sexuality: Gal Gadot flicking up the hem of her skirt and casually taking two pistols out of the tops of her thigh high stockings, looking bored but somehow also cheeky.

APOLOGY ACCEPTED TRUST DECLINED

You don’t have to let someone back in even if you’ve forgiven them

for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”

I’m pretty sure that the only time I’ve ever actually managed to overseason food was when working with balsamic vinegar, which is the most overpowering motherfucker of a sauce known to man

i appreciate the energy and anger in this post, which is righteous and just

no one wants to admit they shop at hot topic but we all do 

I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

fact: Twilight Princess Zoras are the best designed Zoras

Prove it

it’s what he would have wanted 

Okay so the universal law of Shakespeare, as I’ve heard it, is that you can take things out, you can rearrange them, you just cannot add anything in that conflicts with the original texts. So while you cannot have a production of romeo and juliet where the houses get along and they get married, it’s perfectly acceptable to replace all the actors with dogs in hamlet because the characters are never outright stated to not be dogs.

fun fact, i played the prince in a high school production of The Tempest and looking back it so easily could have been set in space

I thought planned obsolescence was to prevent your phone from just suddenly turning off and never working again? Like it’s meant to be an “oh, my thing isn’t working, I should invest in a new one soon.” Kind of thing?? Like shits gonna break either way, I just thought this let us know like a month earlier than it would otherwise.

Peter Parker: The Meme Bandit

I think the best part of this is that we unquestionably and silently agree that Tony is in fact a meme lord who understands it all too.

tony to peter: when wiLL YOU LEARN?!?!?!?! that your ACTIONS!!!! HAVE CONSQUENCES!!!!

Look at how well you age when you stay in your lane

“Cher” and you won’t have your youth stolen