God dammit, Elizabeth

Sleep is literally the most pleasurable thing ever why do I deprive myself of it lmao

You don’t owe anyone shit And you belong wherever you wanna be

let’s do cute things like snort drugs off each other’s bodies

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police

me before work

Also me before work 😂😇

Every goddamn day before work 😂😂😂

I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

I hope everyone is prepared. The time is almost upon us.

BALLS OUT FOR BANTU

Poor guy went to sleep thinking he’d wake up to hot gorilla puss, but instead, he woke up to being dead.

BUSTA NUT FOR BANTU

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