murderous women apologist

Quick i need a gamer drink that isnt gamer girl bathwater or gamer fuel because i cant get either of those in canada

Rockstar, Monster, and Red Bull.

My dad paypals me 20 bucks every exam season "for red bull and snickers" because he swears by a trick he used to do in college where he would chug a red bull and eat a snickers in the exam hall before every single one of his exams and he did well on all of them. Legitimately swears to this day that it works and makes me do it. The first time i tried it i also knocked that exam out of the park. It would take 2 more years for either of us to figure out that we both had low blood pressure and what all that caffeine and sugar was making us experience was known as "normal blood pressure allowing us to concentrate better." My dad still swears that it was the red bull and snickers and not the medical equivalent of using the wrong equation and getting the right answer.

Welp, Asian women did try to warn us about the “foxy eye” trend that goes as far as to include actual plastic surgery and now Ariana has pretty much monolids.

I guess she got bored with Blackface and has moved on to Yellowface..

[Image description: A pair of pink and red high heeled cowboy boots in a shoebox. The boots are mostly pink with red heart shaped cutouts and heart shaped stitching. End ID]