F*CK SPIDERS

my little brother came into my room last night to tell me that he was gonna sew a stack of my mom’s saltine crackers together through the little holes and then left again

i ended up distracting my parents so he could put the crackers back in the little sleeve like hed only taken one from the top. i dont know if anybodys found them yet but i talked to him about it later and it turns out that theyre sewn together TIGHTLY. like. the ENTIRE stack through ALL the holes

it has been three days and my mom has still not discovered the sewed together cracker stack in the box in the cupboard

I’m DESPERATE to see the sewn crackers

there seems to be some confusion on how old my little brother is. my little brother is 19, one year younger than me, and is majoring in three separate subjects in uni. he just likes to cause problems on purpose

that thing looks FAR too realistic to be in animal crossing op i thought you photoshopped an elaborate shitpost im so uncomfortable

Tiny furry philosopher

Adam don’t take this the wrong way but for the sake of humanity I hope this sells zero shirts

An ironic parallel considering the idea of “tough love” parenting that plenty of boomers like to use. If they buy into the idea that their kids just have to toughen up and face the real world without guidance or emotional support, I’m sure it does scare them to read a story where someone who wasn’t given any support began to resent their creator and turn on them.

imagine having to break your dick off and javelin that bitch into someone’s nostril as they eat just so both of you can die.

This was…a lot

strawberry milk don’t taste like strawberry but it sure as hell tastes like pink

tea

girl it’s milk